MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!

MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!
I'M MISS THE HELL OUT THIS PLACE N U PPL!!!
CAN'T BELIEVE ITS BEEN 2 YEARS!!!
MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!


How it is yall? Yep old MAC is back for the big finish baby!!! And boy did we finish big!! Two years have flown by so quickly that I wish I had kept a journal or something….I hardly remember wat my first day was like but its not time to reminisce just yet (2morow fo da). Rite now this day is all abut how AWESOME 2day was. Even if you’ve been living under a rock for the past 2 years you must know that 2day was upper sixes official last day….and you know we had to do it big!!!!…. The day started out preddi normal until around 1 o’clock mins to 2 when water balloons and water guns began started surfacing…a couple lower sixers got their hands on the water works and ppl became targets in no time….but that was nothing….just a few ppl got sprinkled though….lol there was this one guy (grown man..think he was tryna sell supm…I dunno) who kept getting wet wif balloons n stuff cuz the target was slick and kept dodging them water bullets…the guy had to jump in his car n leave lol

A lil while after that it was off to church…yea the one that you pass everyday….yet somehow ppl were still asking for directions and drawing up maps….for some it was the longest walk of their lives…I heard this one girl say that she saw he life flash b4 her eyes on the way there….for MAC it was no big deal of course….my years of faithful devotion to the almighty got me a ride in a flaming chariot all the way to the door. I noticed something strange tho….the building wasn’t too congested or anything…yet somehow ppl were seen sweating like pigs n twitching and stuff…as if something on the inside was tryna force its way out…..ppl rose to the occasion n left their sins n demons outside and went inside to sing for the Big Guy upstairs.
Not that I’m trying to blow my own horn or anything but MAC was the center of attention this afternoon….I was the guest speaker….I prayed…I put the most money in the offering plate…and most of all…I didn’t fall asleep!!! PLUS!!!! I did a special…yup…MAC is a natural…the Barack Obama among singers…the T.D Jakes of…umm…supm…point is that I hav an awesome voice….I sang an original piece…a played my own music of course…Beethoven cud learn a few things from yours truly if I do say so myself…. =o)

There wasn’t a single dry eye in the congregation…..everyone was brought to tears…EVERYONE!!!!! Even the biggest, toughest, most serious of guys in the building bawled like little babies…t’was beautiful…the Ronster was unfortunate enuf to be the follow up….he tried his best but it was nothing near as good as my singing….After my heart warming sermon and Sister Vanloo’s announcements it was time to head back to school…so we picked back up our sins and demons n went back to school. In no more than 10 minutes or so all hull broke loose….well not hell…it was more like Niagara falls came to us…som ppl suited up others stripped down and then the fun started.

It was beautiful ppl….Neo (from Matrix) would’ve seemed like a rookie when compared to the level of dodging skill displayed by some ppl….others took direct hits like a man…twas every man for him/herself and believe me wet fete was a major success!!!!! For the 2-3 hours or so that we spent chasing, ambushing and attacking one another with or weapons of wet destruction (buckets, bowls, water balloons, water guns, bottles etc) were equal if not better than the much more expensive college trips….Krazy Turf(hope I spelt it rite) were the hosts I believe…just incase anyone wants to show some love J

No one was safe….dry, wet, boy girl…dog…tree…class room, vehicle…everything and everyone was a target and the entire compound was the battle field!!! MAC has never had so much fun…I swear…if u missed this consider it like missing the second coming of Christ….friends, girlfriends, brethren, bad boy, good boys, good girls, quiet girls…man all man jack go wet and wild…drunk wif fun and running up an down the place like there’s no tomorrow…..that water bill could prolly get America out the economic slum they’re in lol

Ppl were…ehem…*clears throat*…certain individuals were escorted outside of the classrooms they tried to hide inside and SOAKED…shoes n all….I’m not callin any names…I’m not gonna say that one such person is a lower sixer that recently entered a pageant of a historic nature and came out the winner…she took the attack like a champ tho….even Mr.Scott became a target…he quickly fled into his jeep but the guys didn’t stop there….his car got a bath…‘T’ made sure that the windows and wheels were cleaned and sprayed …roof to rims….lmao..the boy is crazy mayne lol….the lower sixers joined in the fun of course….whether they the hunters or the preys.

Hairstyles were destroyed…not ruined….destroyed…and for the first time everyone wearing green n white all had the same shade of dark green….if u missed it then its your fault….there was supm for everyone…MAC heard that some guys flew up t the library roof…not the rof itself but…never mind….everyone had fun mayne…even the dean gave us the ok and we practically had the entire campus to ourselves…..if you were there I know u had a blast…its impossible to hav been bored……if u left early….u missed out, if u left dry…your either way too lucky…or just a sore anti social stuck up loser….well no..I take it bk….how dare your friends try to wet u down in the name of good clean fun…everyone knows that water can kill you dead and fun is evil!!!!

Guys my feet hurt, I think I’m coming down wif a cold, I need to dry my hair, lie down and wash n get my clothes dry 4 2morrow…but MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Laterz ppl…come bk 2morrow for the final post from yours truly….the original MAC (Y)

Guess who's back

"Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me" - Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Well, good night everybody...guess who back...back again...Mac is back....tell a friend.Come here lil kiddies and sit on my lap, guess who back with a brand new rap and I don't mean rap as administration or even police accusations. Yeah I'm back with a sac of brand new toys, what else could i do to make noise, cause I've done touched on everything but lil boys *wink*. I get a bit harsh sometimes, and i get a lil bit out of hand with my lines. Anyways get ready cuz this thing is about to get heavy...i just settle all my feuds and lawsuits so I'll buck you steady.

Yeah well, I'm back ppl, well at least for just tonight, yeah so you hater could start gearing up now. Anyways MAC keep hearing something about a certain girl who does come school in a big jeep with "shiny" rims.Now i don't know the girl eh but I can't leave her out all the same cause everybody deserves a little attention, after all, the place feels so empty without me. Now its is ALLEGED that lil miss college girl has a craving for some thug love. Well MAC always says "tek it way yo get it" so I guess nothing's wrong with the girl finding love in the slums. It is also ALLEGED that one day the girl decide to go down in the slums to the "thug" house to play chess with him..or let him play with her chess...i dunno. The signal get mix up there eh cause sometimes CNN (Comess Nigerian Network) does get interference. Yeah, MAC hear they bin playing it on the bed, i guess the mattress makes it easier for the pawns to jump each other or checkMATEs are sweeter on the bed. Or maybe his bible was by his bed and he had to buss a missionary kinda thing and spread the gospel to her.

Anyways they were playing for a good while and they were probably getting loud (we all know how chess does be exciting) cause it is ALLEGED that the "thug"'s mistress buss in the room. Yeah and the girl was probably all on top of the dude in the chess game thus making him the underdog so the mistress did not like this. The mistress then decided to turn the room into a ring and give an early edition of Smack Down lol. The mistress go after the girl like a starving fat kid after a fresh batch of KFC....according to the CNN report, is real blows and licks ana (before and after the mistress buss in lol). Poor girl, the situation reminded me of when Rasputia going after poor Norbit or maybe a tiger fighting with a house cat. Some of you may be wondering what happened to the dude during all of this, right? Well MAC is left to assume that, like a lot of other males would do, he went to get some popcorn so he could properly enjoy this hot new edition of Smack Down live from his room. I guess that makes the mistress a "bedroom bully' lol.

There are some lessons to be learnt from all of this, I'm sure there are or at least there have to be some. I'm kinda retarded eh but i think i could point out a few;
1. Doors have locks for a reason
2. Thug love hurts lol
3. Playing chess is for responsible, smart and mature people
4. Make sure your Chess partner doesn't have other opponents or isn't a sore loser
5. If your a college girl and you get your (another word for donkey) kicked, ppl will hear about it so avoid that.

Yeah my fingers are tired (guess that's what the mistress said when she was done)....or maybe it was the "thug' that said that lol...anyways, later

Miracles still happen

Long time no see MACsters, remember me? ...old MAC...yea well I’m not dead just yet, just retired...agen. By now everyone’s noticed how boring college life is and lately and even the blogs...including MAC are suffering because of it....but its understandable...nothing lasts forever i kno and its starting to seem like one of those “oh how the mighty have fallen” moments but all this is perfect for tonites post lol. If I’ve never witnessed a miracle before in my life that changed today....apparently our ‘hot vans’ were stolen by Grammar skool who decided to go on a trip to Georgetown today....so that meant that for better half of the day college folks had to make it to and from skool without krap, Busta or Toppa, even the spare vans were gone....Jay-Z and Krips apparently moved to the leeward end of the island...

Now there were only about 17 people in skool this morning so i’m led to believe that most people aren’t aware of this......Krome...yes...Krome was the only available van covering the college route...never in all my years did i think i would live to see college ppl rushing to get into Krome...MAC chose to walk of course but i sent Polly into the unknown realm that is Krome to see what it was like...according to Polly, and i quote “riding in coach isn’t half as bad as people make it sound”. Neither is walking folks...but unlike MAC lots of college folks were able to swallow their pride and chose school over their image....miracle number two : )

Miracle number three was that people wanted to get to skool so badly that MAC heard that there were three girls in the front seat...but i can’t blame them...i heard that the service was great....the conductor doubled as the van-hostess and passed out a complementary meal of shilling biscuits and lime juice to all their first time passengers...which was everyone in the van of course....

Maybe i’m the only one that finds this whole ordeal amusing but there’s a lesson to be learnt here...when I find it i’ll be sure to tell you....its unfortunate that the only funny thing worth mentioning about the same college that gave us Charlie’s angels, slap heard around the world, those gay posts and all the other controversial posts actually worth reading...can only offer MAC a two paragraph post about lame ass Krome....who obviously had the last laugh...ppl even posed for pictures in and infront of the van....i mean really lol...and how dare ALL the vans abandon us like that!!!! Happen my dollar ain gud enuf?

Anywho...yall b gud n study n wat not..if bordum does’t kill me i’ll c yall som other time...laterz

Commentary

I sure got some interesting comments on my last post , they've got me thinking that maybe i should have been number one on EWS so called "Public Enemy List". Well EWS should know that "Any publicity is good publicity" *wink* but that kinda info is usually passed via a publicist. EWS, in my book, you gotta work on your writing if you want to gimme competition or even take over but only if you insist. However, Mac just hopes you keep maturing and doing ya thing cause I'm not saying that more than one college blog cant exist. This whole blog thing ain't professional or even official so i wonder why people treat us like newspaper columnists. Anyways, I was the one who said "face the consequences of your actions" so y'all could try to come at me with hateful words, sharpened & blunt weapons or even your clenched fists. So, if anybody's vex then come on, you could be the Ali to my Foreman, the Kanye to my 50 cent, the Spartan to my Persian, the "Union" to my "Confederate", the "Little Boy" to my Hiroshima , the John Wilkes Booth to my Abraham Lincoln and if you still don't get the angle I'm getting at then go ahead google this. People are saying I am hating, scared, pathetic or even jealous, maybe I'm a necessary evil or maybe I'm just a nemesis. Then again, I'm beginning to think that maybe I'm just too opportunistic for a pessimist. I guess that i should change bacause y'all don't want the negative so I'll try to elevate your brains so they could borderline Pegasus. Ironically, sometimes I try to be serious and focus on a important issue and then some people cant handle the seriousness. They comment and say "Mac, this post was BORING", well then i guess ignorance is bliss. Well, I know I cant please everybody or even cure this vincentian mental illness that educated people call "ignorance" cause, after all, I'm not a herbalist or a pharmacist or even a biologist. Despite what any of you say or do, I'll keep writing my posts that are injected with/derived from knowledge like the words of a philosopher or a lyricist. It is for that reason that I wanna promote an uplift on the intellectual and a decrease in the hypocrisy and negativity and this blog will be the catalyst. Its funny how people can become addicted till they cant resist this blog craze so i guess its like Abor Mist. I may just be rambling about random thing or am i really displaying my opinion mixed with my analysis? Anyways people i have to go study for exams but at least this post had a little twist. If you cant see it then I recommend that you get some analytic skills or visit Cecil Cyrus and check out your iris.

P.S.A. I think that I will have to stop posting until exams are over..I'm am wasting valuable study time and y'all wasting urs reading the posts so see ya

First Timers Suck...seriously

Well well well...Mac is appalled, astonished, aggravated, abashed and a whole set of other "A" words by the things that I am hearing these days.I heard things like "Oh Mac gone dead now", "Mac, is the past and now we got Ears Wide Shut" and "Mac you suck"..well guess wat, MAC IS MAD!!!!!!

I find that y'all getting well fresh and outta place..i have a good mind to start pulling out a Yellow Book and start slapping the idiocy out of you. First of all, that stupid web page look like Barney was skipping around on the internet,looking for a place to wipe his rear and he squatted by that web page and just spread the love. Jeds,as if reading my posts weren't bad enough, this shows how college people real easy to captivate. The blog look like something straight out the depths of a latrine hole, I could just shine a light on the wall and tell that caveman of a blogger that its a fairy and watch him/her bash their head. Come on people.... I've seen better things in the school's bathroom toilets,that blog is like alcohol..kills brain cells.I suggest that the ummmm...don't wanna say writers, cuz that would imply that he/she writing something. Anyways i suggest that you stop "trying ah thing" and leave it to me. Stewps cant believe y'all think this nonsense could replace me....comparing that crap to Mac is like comparing the Sistine Chapel ceiling to a kindergarten finger painting. In the beginning, I didn't have anything against you, in fact, Mac was trying to encourage you but then ppl began with their verbal diarrhea so now Mac have to teach y'all a lesson but y'all cant learn class. Oh and stop advertise yo thing pon my web page!!! Every time you write a half dead post, some sort of advertisement have to reach on my page.

Now onward to the next victims....I swear, giving CERTAIN people a vehicle is like giving a baby the remote control for a bomb..its just bound not to end well. Now they have a certain lower six girl who recently got her license, gosh man, I bet my granny could drive better and walker faster than how that girl is driving. I know that when you just start that you ain't gonna be the best in the world. However this doesn't mean that you have to strangle the poor steering wheel to death and that you have to be all stiff when you turning those corners...funny thing is that, after all the stiffness and slowness, she still manage to scratch somebody vehicle,poor thing. Sweet heart, best you get a refund on that license you bought cuz you ain't fooling anyone.

At least she better than this fool i going start talking bout... a real short, wild and fronted boy. The boy have a real big mouth ana...the most bragging u ever hear but yet he turning corners on straight road. The worst thing is when yo suck and you feel yo hot. It is alleged this boy car even park properly.....the first day he drive to come to school, he hit a curb in the parking lot. Now Mac just dismiss that cuz it was his first time but later down in the week..my boy like he bin playing monster trucks or mistake the accelerator pedal for the brakes pedal ..well gone and slam into ppl jeep. I hear he leave a dent that bigger than some ah dem pot holes in the road plus the door on the side that he hit can't open and what did he do?...he run like a wounded dog and broke Usian record...Bingo! he ran like a "another word for female dog" and went home to mommy and daddy and hoped everything would disappear.He could keep clicking those red heels and rubbing his eyes and hope everything goes back the way it was but that's highly unlikely. All the mouth he have and he cant even face up to the consequences of his actions like a real man sigh. That's the problem with men these days their big mouths are not in proportion with their other features. Well, like most men who have too much mouth, he's gonna have to his money where his mouth is...after all vehicles don't fix themselves.

Anyways I done talk, who vex could go jump off a cliff, or better yet, go to the Counselor, cuz like they paying she for nothing. Mac nah fraid ah ppl!!!!Who war vex could come, bring y'all beef cuz I'm the *word for emphasis* pressure cooker

Casual...uugghhh....my head

Well well well, GOOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!! Mac is still a lil hung over from all the barbeque sauce she drink on friday eh so u have to excuse me for any errors in tha post. yeah boy, nuff things happen on friday. I notice plenty people made use of that half day thingy...some made more use than others.

First of all i have to big up the clubs for really coming together and hottin up the events... the mini salon thing was popping, didn't know my nails could have looked so hot ana. Oh yeah, i wanna big up performing arts or whichever did that barbeque...made it was finger licking good and its the best barbeque i have tasted in a good while.Boy, the barbeque sauce give all my taste buds a good massaging..it drunk em all thing. As for the football tournament, well, i think it sucked..was to drunk to care about that. Oh, *how could i forget* we got introduced to the contestants for the Miss Heritage Club Pageant....they real hotttt too so i expect y'all to fork up that $15 and buy a ticket...see posters for more details.

Yeah, I have to say something eh...seems like some people forgot the purpose of the whole activity thingy eh...if u see how some ah them were joint at the hips...murda, mac think that they bin trying to start a family or something(speaking of which, some girls done start..rumors eh).Yeah boy the ppl dem well bin bussing an Usher expect that the hall wasn't a club. I remember seeing a comment left on ma blogger sibling Ears Wide Shut..and it stated "Its not Casual Friday, its Casual Sex Day". Now mac decide to test that statement and you'll be surprised at the result i got, lets just say that maybe we need a condom vending machine out college or something but mac stop call name eh. I don't want those girls to send their men with their anacondas after me. Well people, that's all i have to say, oh and try not to diss the Miss Heritage contestants.

Casual Friday....Yay

Goodnight Macsters. This is Polly. MAC has some personal issues to work out by her self, so tonight post will be a bit different from all other post. Yeah, her dog, Mr Snuggles, kicked the bucket so she sent me to write a post for y'all while she's crying at the grave site. With that let’s get into tonight post.

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar

Hail! I am sure by now every one is hearing talk about the up coming fun day aka club day this Friday. Well this venture is in effort to raise fun for Rodney King also so mac could see the girls in their bikinis and the sexy guys in some speedos...yay, now that would be heaven except when i see the itchy foot girl dem. Oh and some ah dem got some stretch marks or skid marks as I like to call them cuz those girls burn too much rubbers in my opinion. Well unfortunately, they want everybody to be fully clothed with long jean pants and a solid colour shirt stewps *no sexy guys in speedos* .....however some delinquent person(s) always break(s) the rules of pay and wear...if only CRF was around for this one. For all of you who reading please set an example, since this pay and wear could change the way people view this fund raising idea and thus remove the ban placed on it. Anyways let me do what I really came here to do. My job tonight is to motivate you all to take part in the events on this Friday.


MAC is the best person for this but the damn girl just flooding down the place with tears.We will be having a Barbeque, Mini Salon, Small goal competition, Karaoke, hmmm that’s a maybe, because Polly knows most people will not be brave enough to try and sing, but it would be fun. Hmm there are other activities that would be going on which would make it really fun and thus worth all your time. I almost forgot, while flying over head I saw certain students calling certain stations to come and cover the event and maybe interview some of the students and lecturers. YEY!!! We are going be on TV, lmao. FINALLY, college students are going to by on tv for something mmmmm....what are the words i'm looking for.....honourable and respectable lol. Please keep the stupid behaviour to a minimum and if you know your ugly, keep that thing you call a face away from the camera...children does watch tv plus that footage might reach a foreign country and then that go be bad for tourism.

If this post still has yet to motivate and get you all pumped up to come on Friday, I would like you take a trip down memory lane. Back to when Modern Language club was launching. That Friday was the shit. For those of you who missed it, you really missed out. This Friday has high hopes to be even better than that Friday. I Polly can swear to that. Plus it’s a half day which means fun.

Oh I would like all of you to keep Rodney is your prayers and if you dont believe in that stuff then do what you can to help. We need all the help we can get, this is no joke jeds.

*snore* College Life *snore*

Well macsters, i thought that things around this place would have gotten some life but apparently its the same old boring stuff. I mean, this week of college seems very lame. In fact, college was so lame that students drop the school almost entirely and reverted back to their former schools.

Two popular schools had their annual sports meet this week and student of the community college(who were probably former students of these other schools) could be seen wearing articles of these schools' uniform. Also people were breaking school regulations (not that mac really cared) by wearing prohibited articles of clothing which bore the colours of their former house. Some people even went as far as wearing the their formers school's entire uniform all thing but they still wore their "college underwear" *mac has hawk eyes* , guess the ole fish nets and bingo bags were disposed of a long time ago. I heard bout whole classrooms of students skipping classes to go these sports meets and the lecturers just had to humble themselves. I was like wow,allyo not easy!!!!.....where the college spirit people? Just because college is half dead doesn't mean you could treat it so ana, after all, this is the current institution that you attend. I'm sure that half of those people who were skipping class wont even show up at college's annual sports thingy, probably going stay home and do the usual "extra curricular" activites....or something

On the bright side, at least college people showed unity for once....whole classrooms practically forced their lecturers to give them the time off. This was very good,college people realised that there is power in large numbers, however, they're so simple minded that they probably would never apply this knowledge to stuff that actually matters. How about getting together to study to make life easier for everyone? How about unifying to keep our surroundings clean since we use them everyday? How about confronting the staff and administration on important issues instead of sitting among ourselves and mumbling about it? How about contributing to making college less "half dead" instead of complaining about it?

Or maybe I just love talk too much, we should all neglect our current institution for our former ones.....yeah cuz they are sooooooo much more important. There is a lesson to be learnt here...somewhere. Later macsters, have a good night.

Oh, and don't get mac wrong eh...I'm not saying that's wrong to go and big up your old school or house, all of that is school loyalty too.

Operation: Save Rodney

Most of you may have already heard, and for those of you who haven’t, there’s a young man attending our Community College by the name of Rodney King who is an ailing kidney patient and desperately needs financial help in order to seek further medical attention (Milton Cato Memorial Hospital LACKING!). I would like to congradulate the modern langauge club, the speech and debating club, Performing Arts Society and any other clubs which have made an effort in trying to raise fund so that our fellow schoolmate could get the medical attention that he needs.

Now Bobbie aint gimme no money this morning coz he spend all in rum last nite, so I had to beg little ohh soo generous Tarpie fuh 10 cents fuh bid pon ah smallie. Then i reach down in the people auction and found myself pelting my hard earned 10 cent at some pretty girl....see what happens when u follow bad company * almost everybody was doing it*. I could ah get me a boy with that ana...sigh..gone chop some girl with my money. I could’ve seen was a lower 6 homegirl getting a lil disco action from three exotic..amm i mean...lower 6 homeboys....Now mac thought this thing was suppose to be an auction...little did MAC know that it turn into a runway model/strip club thingy, I was real shocked ana but this was extremely funny so i couldn't help but to laugh. Dem boys must have bin really good at what they bin doing cause that girl pay some good money to get them.

Oh yeah, how could i forget Miss $140...MURDA!!!!!!!!! Mac wish she could be that hot, boy....mac hot eh but that girl got something real special going on, i mean, Mac kinda special thing could make two guys fight but her special thing is a pocket denting kinda thing eh. Oh yeah, this auction prove how college girls get when they trying to get something or someone they want eh.... i see some girls' instincts take over their mind and they tugged at some boy like a rag doll.....the poor boy was like a chicken in the middle of a pit bull fight. And ,if y’all think that's funny, a group of girls even whipped out their bank card because she ran out of money to bid on a boy!!!! If only some of y’all had parents like Bobbie eh.... Lol, those were some good times man...behave yourselves ana, remember that mac is watching. Don't forget the reason behind all of this, we have to help Rodney in any way we can. Anyways see y'all later, Mac has to study...exams coming up

Love is in the air (shoot it quick!!!!)

(THIS IS NOT AN OFFICAL POST)


Stupes...MACsters, i always get sick around this time of year ana this valentine ting does jus get to me...seriously...it does get all up in my grill n start pointin fingers n blowing rasberries n shit...stupes...everything about this time of month just gets to me...especially now that i hav a new found resentment for the colors red and white >=o(....as usual allyo kno how MAC stop already i practice telling the truth wen i don't need to lie so take it from me...this valentines day thing is a big joke ana....see tha dude they call cupid...stupes...allyo dor even kno how it go in real life....cupid was a serial killer ana....the ancient Egyptians used to b scared shitless of this cupid character....becaue of his child like disposition they thought candy woulda calm him n down n ting rite....thaz how this all started ana....

As usual some 'fallow fashan' idiot (most likely American) c d ppl dem thing n BAM...now we're stuck with this V.day...i ain go even bother go into the facts of this conspiracy...i woulda say Google it urself..but after Dan Brown wrote the De Vinci Code....i jus don't trust anyhting i hear/read anymore...(that book is fictional tho....JESUS ROCKS!!!!!!!). Anywhichway u look at it its a wase of time...ladies its NOT a reason to to let ur 'man' de-flower ur...ummm...flower parts...gentlemen...its not a reason to "spread your love"....9 months later u can't be found...Valentines day is all about gettin cavities n piggin out on candy like there's no 2morrow.....remember MAC sed she dor ha luk wid love....*sniff* nevermind....

On a lighter note i heard that some club or the other is gonna b havin som sorta human trade thingy goin on...auction or supm....thaz gonna b 3 different kinds of interesting eh....i will be there with my video camera (my neighbours actually) to document this grand event.....2 things.....MAC is gonna b up for auction.....break ur frickin piggy banks eh....i serious ana....bidding starts at US$400,000,000......(*sigh*hope THE econ teacher poket heavy)....everybody else i don't care much for....ppl goin prolly b sold for like the price of a lunch by Bow+ a drink...lol..kiddin...college ppl worth millions..errybody kno da....kno all d fellas goin hav their eyes on Beyonce 4 sure....oh n Mr.Sweetness...wonder if ur boss will let u go 4 the day???.....

Who knows....2morrow goin b a big deal....Love Bug Saturday n the thingy 4 Rodney King at skool...know everybody goin b there cuz if any one of u was in need of finances or anything MAC would giv her support....so yea..keep the lovey dovey bird shit vibes on the DL plz....not all of us r "physically appealing to any sex/gender known to man" (*sniff....thaz wa he told me*)..so couples...do me n my stomache a favor n jump of a cliff or supm....jus 4 2morow...

Time to find a new land of opportunity....

G'nite MACsters, hope ya'll had a good weekend and what not cuz its time for yet another MAD ABOUT COLLEGE post...before i begin lemme say thank you to "The Controversial" and all the others for being so understanding the other day....MAC appreciates ur cooperation very muchly =o). however i must ask u all to bare with me a little more cuz 2nite ima attempt something new/different.....this post is not gonna b "funny" or anything like that....this is something that I'm personally concerned with....it has nothing to do with college ppl really...but maybe as a human being u MIGHT c where i'm coming from....so if ur a reader cuz u want a laugh or a lil gossip or supm...this one is prolly not for u....but if ur an ole school MACster then u prolly might have an opinion about this one....here i go...

First of all if u don't know who Michael Moore is then u might wanna google him...u remember the Columbine High School Massacre?well..he did a documentary on it....anywho...he deals with controversial stuff like that for a living....I'm not sure if its his second film but i watched something done by his last nite named "Sicko"....i hope this isn't old news for too many of you cuz it'll defeat the whole purpose :S anyway....to the point...this film was all about American health care insurance..basically it was centered around normal people that had stories to tell....the first guy had accidentally lost two of his fingers while doing some work with a power saw at home...he didn't have health care insurance...he went to the hospital nevertheless..because he didn't have H.C.I as previously mentioned he was given one of 2 options....hav the tip of his middle finger put back on for $60,0000 or his ring finger for $12,0000.

Did u know that ambulances now literally throw people out n let them walk to a hospital if another emergency comes up?...there was this elderly lady that was "escorted" out of the hospital still in pain cuz she cudn't pay her bill n cuz she had no H.C.I....a mother lost her 18 month old baby becaue her insurance company told her to take her baby to a hospital that they had doctors employed at instead of the Martin Luther King hospital which was closer....the doctors at the MLK hospital refused to see to her because of her insurance company.....stupes....u really need to watch this for yourself ana cuz i cud go on and on...

This one couple...went over to Canada and gave false information because health care in Canada is free...what she did was illegal but nevertheless....there were these 2 elderly folks that were going to the US for a day....they bought insurance the day b4 cuz they said that they would never go into America without being covered.....did u kno that in Britain....not only is health care free....but ur medicine....€6.65...yes...6 pounds 65 pence....period...if u need 60-120...still €6.65....if ur unemployed...its free....its the law. the only cashier in a hospital in Britain is there to GIVE u money for transportation etc....PEOPLE...THEY PAY NOTHING!!! Lord...dor talk bout France...over there its ridiculous....1...besides health care being free...you are paid for any sick leave u take from work....this one man took 3 months off work and was still paid...65% by the gov and 35% by his employers.....if you've just had a baby in France...the government sends a nanny to u 2 do ur laundry etc....they make emergency house calls...called S.O.S medical....any hour...no matter wat ur problem may be...even if u just cut ur finger.

Again..u need to watch 'Sicko'....the corruption n dishonesty that goes on in America is unbelievable....this all began in 1971 with President Nixon...he willingly approved all of this by passing some bill or the other knowing that the insurance companies will benefit more n the government would hav 2 pay less..period...they even bought off good ole Hilary Clinton who at one time was all for Universal Heath Care....now...she's literally payed handsomely to shut the hell up...Micheal took a couple Americans that couldn't receive the H.care they needed in America to Cuba....there is apparently a hospital, clinic and pharmacy on almost every block in Cuba....they went to the hospital....American citizens eh....went to the Havana hospital...all they asked them was for their name and birth date...nothing else...they were taken care of as if they were Cubans. a woman mentioned that medicine she pays $251 US for...costs 5 cents in Cuba.

Now forgive me eh MACsters...but as of last night i am Anti-American...i shared this with a friend online last nite and he agreed with me 100%...America as we see it is not the land of the free and the home of the brave...true Americans are left to rot and die....the poorest British citizen is said to live longer than the richest American....again..watch the film n c 4 urself what I'm talkin bout...i dor kno how i goin come skoolfrom after 2day ana cuz i don't wanna wear no white agen....then red glass in the tuck shop...hmph...i'll drink water from a pipe or supm....almsot everything America claims to stand for is a lie....if they treat their sick n poor like dirt for financial gain...then should we really idolize them so much? Should we as Vincentians look up to America n want to be their mirror image....on a scale of 1-10....how Vincentian are you.....do u even know what makes u Vincentinan...besides skin color and dialect....whats the difference?

I'm not saying that all Americans are bad...God knows that there are many good ones still out there....what I'm sayin is that we shudn't b so quick to swallow everything that we see on our TV...the rich and powerful r the one that run that country....if ur neither....ur screwed....still wanna go 2 America 2 live after u finish College? Don't u think maybe ur country needs u more? Anyway sorry for such a long post but all I'm tryna say is that we as Vincentians need to care for each other instead of holding on to this crab-in-the-barrel mentality that we hav goin on here....think about it for a sec...even i'm guilty of neglecting those who are genuinely in need....christian on not...if we deny n ignore the part of us that cares or tells us whats rite form wrong..what then separates us from animals..or worse....AMERICANS?

think about it....g'nite MACsters...

You have the right to remian silent...

Damn...u ppl are relentless...almost every time i read comments on MAC i get this sharp pain in my head that lasts a few seconds....I'm pretty sure its a tumor ana n poor me car even afford a doctor....ya'll is just hard to plz...plain n simple....it ain easy being MAC ana....wats easy is saying watever comes to mind...(i would know)....when i left my last post it was harmless n funny-ish...i come back tonight n i'm gettin verbaly choked cuz of it....poor me ain even kno bout this "pastor son" character....wat allyo harassing the ppl children 4 i don't know....kinda funny how all of a sudden everybody is saints wen somebody does supm....who ain interested in the opposite sex is prolly a rock....was it really necessary to mention or point out ppl in the comments? i figure most of ya'll just have stuff to say n MAC is the best place to say whatever the hell u want....but its not....

It's either one thing or the next....posts too long, posts too short....new MAC is an asshole, new MAC u suck, we want back old MAC....old MAC comes back n now u want bac new MAC...i do this 4 ya'll not for me....i honestly hav better things to do but i just don't se the harm in takin 2-3 minutes out of a LONG school day to read a post a enjoy a lil laugh or at least hav a smile...buh ya'll really hard to plz...what is it exactly that u ppl want from me?.....maybe i should just forget about what everyone thinks n just do whatever the heck i want....sigh...its not fair that i have to take responsibility for my comments AND yours...how i goin get time 2 sleep now?

All i ask of ya'll is to watch what u say when commenting...thaz all....thaz the only requirement i have....am i settin that bad of an example for college ppl??? i dunno anymore....maybe i shud just turn the post over to "The Controversial" who seems to know EVERYTHING, he/she sure as hell knows wayyyyy more than i do....i get that ur bored but ur like a giant in a land of smurfs....ur just too much sometimes....the drama never ends these days....i does b readin over thee posts over n over n over tryna figure out if i sed anything that might cause too much trouble....but honestly even i am fed up of MAC...

Speaking of other stuff to read tho...."PRODIGAL" has graced up with his (i would like to believe) presence...and apparently i'm the devil *lol*...cute...anywho....sure i cud make use of my literary skills n rebut but i've said before that i welcome opposition....n besides....ur writing isn't half bad to be honest.....(had me scratchin my head one or two times but....such is life rite). Not only that but i agree with some of what u said....we're all fools sometimes....i know i am...hell i'm prolly as stupid as they get....but i don't mind being stupid...n i don't mind foolish ppl sayin foolish things....what i mind is that so many ppl insist on being foolish when they know they aren't....or @ least they don't have to be... ; (

Try 2 understand where i'm comin from...lemme speak ur language...take STING for instance....Mavado was stung....HARD...so hard that he ran away....n what happened...."last man standing" is a huge hit.....i mean...these days i'm like "Mo who?"....unlike the barber boy i don't want to embarass my fans...so i'm not gonna run away....even if every MAC post sucks from now until the second coming....i won't quit...at the end of the day if nothing else can b said at least i'll know i tried to make a small difference....

....i know that there's at least 1 person left in this school that still likes MAC...(and if there are more then even better).....so I'll write as often as i can JUST FOR YOU =o)

new MAC begged me not to restrict comments eh...lemme c wat happens...and contro....plz...turn down the controversy a few notches nah...

NEW HOT SPOTS!!!!! (Hospital + Romping shop)

Well MACsters, this is MAC once again and hav some good news 4 ya’ll…Com Studies is no longer mandatory!!! …..I wish….the good news really is that Polly will be just fine….Dr PeenizHed (a Scottish Doctor) said that Polly is as good as new…but strongly advised against any future altercations with ninjas…n I told Polly that there should be no more funny business…..speaking of funny business and hospitals Polly tell me that when she was on her hospital bed, she saw one or two college girls going to take A.I.D.S test ….(and we all know what AIDS stands for….Acquired Insanity Due to Studies)…..AIDS is a funny thing tho....back in my day AIDS meant “American Invention To Discourage Sex” …but…pshk…these things keep changin rite?

Polly said that they were also consulting nurses about pregnancy and such now when MAC heard this, I say no biggy.…cuz obviously they just wanna know they passed n they probably just going to get some info for the pregnant relative or something….that’s totally normal…I do it for Bobby all the time….I applauded such people for being brave enough to do those things eh cause people does give yo some real scornful looks if they see u doing that….pshk…is not as if ur havin unprotected sex or supm ignorant like that rite….adults always makin noise for no reason….

Also, MAC noticed that the school made some shoeboxes that look like supm that an evil witch would put the “truly horrid children” into so that she can TORTURE them and make them suffer for all the trouble that their parents caused at parents meetings….sigh…..but they say its for the benefit of ur education rite….sure….I believe that is some secret attempt to suffocate people children ana…..one second it was supposed to be an office…..so umm….all of a sudden ya’ll puttin us first…people watch how ya’ll walkin b4 u “ACCIDENTALLY” step on a land mine and “ACCIDENTALLY” get blown up…..but y would that happen…not as if the skool overpopulated or supm….

The rooms are very small and there is very poor air circulation, not to mention that a distinct smell resides in these rooms which will make anyone sick to their stomach. Regardless of this, MAC is hearing reports that a certain couple uses one of these shoeboxes and their own personal office or “romping shop” as some like 2 call it. Now MAC is confused as hell cuz I dunno what on earth a “romping shop” is….the closest thing I could think of is “ramping”….n daz like rough fight between two or more boys rite….y would a girl wanna fight with a boy….is it like a mini fight club now or supm….somebody fill poor MAC in nah??

Parents day a.k.a "oh s**t we're screwed"

eh-heh-pam-pam-lootey, teacher ha plenty 2 tell mommy 2morrow....ah boi....welli cud only speak from experience eh so i dor kno bout the rest of yall...buh parents day has never been good news for MAC....luckily my mother outa the country for the next 4 months and Bobby dor know enough about me to prove that he's actually my father....that and the fact that he's banned from school's. see what had happened was....Bobby has this fatal mental illness called stupidity and he suffers from a condition that is known as ignorance(the Jamaican kind...the one that is associated with anger n such)....not only that buh certain words sends the man into an instant fit....words lke donate, fee, volunteer, pay, purchase etc.......there was this incident with him throwing a chair at my math teacher wen i was in grade 4 becasue he said supm about buying a ruler...again in form 2 he lunged at the vice principal and almost choked the man to death for suggesting that some parents might b cheap.....

so yea...MAC dor hadda worry bout 2morrow....so even tho i got a letter from almost every techer in the school(even from the caretaker n the female rent-a-cop) the matter is outa my hands.....HOWEVER....for some of us 2morrow is nothing but bad news...mommy n daddy goin find out who ha boyfriend(s)/man(men)....who is most gangsta....who dor even go enough class to know their teacher name....who rude, he lazy..etc etc....now dor go thinkin that they dos actually discuss things which are "in your best interest"...nope...its a big conspiracy i tell you....i heard once that there's even this ritual that they go through...black curtains, candles , pentragrams even....soe scary stuff does go on in dere ana..y u think they does come home so angy at us.....i've been tryin to get a spy in there for the longest while....unfortunately Polly is still in recovery...sigh

i wish i knew wat 2 tell yall readers....i'm hoping that none of you got a "letter"....i opened one of them and it was BLANK....i give it to Bobby....n he was like..."wa d hell i tell u bout dem parents meeting crap"....i coulda swear the thing bin blank wen i check ana...so i dor kno wa he read....this ain no joke ana...you ppl shud b very scared....plenty does change after these so called "parents day meetings" u might c some ppl actually start goin to class (God forbid), they might cut down the Mango Tree....shut down Honeybun, turn off the Wi-fi....get rid of every van except for Joey, Top sider, Curtis and Krips..dis ain no joke ana....these things cud get messy...you can't b too calm and lax about this....as soon as u done read this i suggest you do ur homework, clean the house....supm...do supm to save ur own skin.....

And for the GAZA "gentlemen" *cough* carefull...MAC understnd that the whole Gaza buisness is just a formalized study group for ambitious young men *cough*.....but dor b surprised if it comes off as..i dunno...sum sorta thug-ish anti-institution type thing...for the ladies....we all know that the prestegious list located on a certain wall in a certain Community College in St.Vincent is all about giving props to the recognized and rightfully acknowledged young ladies who have shown exceptional social "skills"....but like i said...don't b surprised if they interpret it as a list of females whp are nutorious for their..umm..."social skills" around the opposite sex...jus sayin...

Anywho..not sayin u shud do like me ana buh i goin mek Bobby some dinner n empty a bottle of Ambien in his tea....you kno..to make sure he gets a good months sleep...good luck everybody...hope none of my MACsters ain get no "letter" ana

"Please explain urself MAC"

Alright....seeing that we've already established tha i'm back (BIG MAC) i guess i hav some explaining to do rite?...ok fine...so a few ppl wanted an explanatoin as to y all the old posts were removed...and some people want(ed) proof to show that i'm the real old MAC...and not just new MAC saying that they're me....i can give you both...read the folowing carefully: *MAC taps into the force* ...

"YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD POSTS!!!"....."YOU DO NOT NEED PROOF THAT I'M THE NEW MAC, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BEAT UP OR CURSE ANYBODY (especially 'The Controversial'), YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS BLOG....YOU WANT TO READ MAC AND LEAVE GOOD COMMENTS"and...if a certain lower sixer...."YOU WANT TO STOP WEARING PANTS AND WEAR A SKIRT".

ok..but on a serious note the slurppy thing daz the kinda post ya'll does enjoy...buh come on..u kno we used to have fun on MAC back in the day widout really gettin on so wen we commenting....i mean the post wid the slap....and the one with the prez...them bin juicy posts and yea things went a lil overboard...buh on this post....it went straight to hell.....500+ comments...none were very positive or informative i would think....so even the ppl that just read MAC for commess all they got was the wutless kind...the kinda market place squabble....MAC dor forward da.....i ain goin talk as if i dor enjoy a juicy piece ah commess ana....buh seriously....nobody think that "WE" all overdid it just a bit?

anyway....kill da talk dey....i reach bak so stop mek noise....i ain soak in yet so i dor ha nuttin 2 make allyo laugh at yet...dor even kno if i still have my touch buh time will tell i guess....MAC heard this big uproar the other day...tink bin d day after the lower 6 parents meeting...well i bin expectin it cuz u kno i bin dey....anyway....newsflash...we're busted...straight up flat out busted....THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!.......they know our van catching habits...they know your bra size, your blood type, what subjects you do, where you eat, who you're with, where u live, your cxc grades....wait no.....iz not the not the admin i thinkin bout dey.....buh yea they on to us fro real tho...parents too....

apparently "college trips" are no more (all this is old news tho)....the pressing matter is the grades that some of they lower six student got bak on their reports.....i mean..i heard the talk n ting wid ppl sayin that they didn't even kno that college does do this report thing....i remember my grades real good ana...u lets just say i can recall them whenever i think of 007...but i was not alone this time....i heard that some people got back some nasty, wutless, stinkin disgusting grades....u does see some student under the mango tree all after 4.....dor b surprsed if they homeless eh...thing ain bin 2 nice at all 4 lower 6 boi....ouch...

b4 i go i jus wanna say supm else tho....remember MAC is all about the colege students ana...i biased when it come 2 allyo eh....i go try support ya'll in whatever way i can....so don't listen to teachers with University degrees(Bosley) who know what they're talkin about...don't listen to your parents or the voice that tells you to do the right thing...*sarcastically* listen to the jamaican artists that and do what they say...(fight over man, b a gangsta 4 life, dor answer calls fomr an unknown number..etc) if you're gonna be an asshole.....be the best asshole u can be....if you're gonna be delinquent.....do it with a passion...if you're gonna be a slut....then down with all morals integrity is babylon ting yo check......

if you're gonna be a SVGCC student.....then be as ignorant as u can possibly be.... don't give people anything good to say about us....and hope that a blog doesn't come around trying to change that and turn as into a loving family that gets along....everybody knows that only losers want to make somethingof themselves or get an education.....who wants to go to skool to learn when we can talk commess all night and completely disregard peoples feelings....we do apparently lol....I admit i was wrong and I apologize on belalf of myself and new MAC...now lets put this mess behind us and and prove to everyone that we're more than meets the untraind eye...if not for me or urself....do it for Obama or Michelle (wid her sexy self)

L8r kiddies

Shortest retirement known to MAC-kind

STEWPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……I does vex ana…like really really really vex…..I bin enjoyin my retirement good good n all of a sudden guess who show up at my door…Bobby….know how long I ain see his ugly face?….mister man come beating down on my door telling me I hav a phone call….sigh….apparently Polly in d hospital….I dor even wanna talk about it….buh apparently Polly got her ass kicked real good..so new MAC taking care of her…as for me...I hadda come outa retirement n take over MAC….AGEN……kinda ignorance is da really…..supposed I had faked my death or supm…my plans all jacked up cuz i bin planin 2 breed down the place(last years hottest trend) n get married to a stranger in Vegas….sigh…anywho.....its official BIG MAC is back…

But umm apparently my apprentices reception wasn’t well taken…well umm…that’s just unfortunate….what’s even more unfortunate is that bcuz of that.…ya’ll hadda deal wid me agen....dor know if that’s a good thing or a bad one but allyo know how we used to fight n punch it out bak in the day…get ur gloves back on…cuz its gonna get MAD up in this bitch agen…..remember ana....if u dor like MAC….do us a favor and jump pff a cliff please….please..i'm beggin you....do us a favor and put urself out of your own misery....nobody go vex wid u if u decide to cease exisitng ana...buh then agen..what is life widout opposition...on that note i just feel like pissin ppl off (for making me come out retirement) so what ima do is bring back an old post…n dor tell me no crap bout how it long eh…allyo get rather chatty n fresh on new MAC…

:::The three letter word that no longer means happy:::

I WAS RAPED…..AGAIN…..I dor understand how this country does operate ana…buh MAC was watchin anger management the other day and the song that Jack Nicholson sang….”I feel pretty”..so yea..I dey sayin da the song gangsta n thing…play brite n gone put it up on Facebook…who tell me do da…I guess I bin kinduh wrong ana cuz for my status I put up…I’m pretty and gay”….under the impression that everybody still on the same page as me….great idea that was…see MAC get this personal message inviting me to GAP party…so I’m like yea….GAP is a hard bran n ting….msg say I could take as much as I want…(shoulda suspect supm cuz in bracket it sed “you can also give as much as u like”)…

Stupes…this ain no joke thing eh…not a laughin matter at all..I ain even tryin to be remotely funny rite about now….is serious thing I talkin eh…..the gay community made up of some serious ppl jeds….I sure I see Mavado dere all ting…crap….no name calling….umm anyway..I saw some Serena Williams looking females all up in that joint…long story short….I’m sore…my perception of TOYS…ruined….my innocence…gone (again)…stupes…I try everything…prayin, fighting, throwing my bible, I even almost call bobby buh the chances of him being there were higher than him comin to my rescue ….what makes me really mad is that pastors were there, musicians, politicians, doctors, lawyers, priests, policemen/women, cartoon characters (BARNEY!!!!!), and yes…college students….apparently it’s quickly being accepted as"okay" to be GAP= Gay and proud…nt with me though...

MAC is neither gay or proud…but since I have experience with spontaneous combustion…ain dey on the “bun out a batty man” thing….u tink fire easy hot? And I’ve learnt from life that humans stop being human when they don’t understand something/someone…..we discard the very things that make us human n replace them with everything that God is against…n if its fitting..we justify it with just that…homosexuality is no joke….I’m disgusted by it to be honest…(in light of my first hand experience) but there’s always 2 side to every coin….but…God will deal with that in his own time…in the mean time im investing in a chastity belt…in my eyes there is no gay or straight….we’re humans and we STRAY…yes some ppl stray into the wrong hole but…omg…'but'….*runs away crying*