Love is in the air (shoot it quick!!!!)

(THIS IS NOT AN OFFICAL POST)


Stupes...MACsters, i always get sick around this time of year ana this valentine ting does jus get to me...seriously...it does get all up in my grill n start pointin fingers n blowing rasberries n shit...stupes...everything about this time of month just gets to me...especially now that i hav a new found resentment for the colors red and white >=o(....as usual allyo kno how MAC stop already i practice telling the truth wen i don't need to lie so take it from me...this valentines day thing is a big joke ana....see tha dude they call cupid...stupes...allyo dor even kno how it go in real life....cupid was a serial killer ana....the ancient Egyptians used to b scared shitless of this cupid character....becaue of his child like disposition they thought candy woulda calm him n down n ting rite....thaz how this all started ana....

As usual some 'fallow fashan' idiot (most likely American) c d ppl dem thing n BAM...now we're stuck with this V.day...i ain go even bother go into the facts of this conspiracy...i woulda say Google it urself..but after Dan Brown wrote the De Vinci Code....i jus don't trust anyhting i hear/read anymore...(that book is fictional tho....JESUS ROCKS!!!!!!!). Anywhichway u look at it its a wase of time...ladies its NOT a reason to to let ur 'man' de-flower ur...ummm...flower parts...gentlemen...its not a reason to "spread your love"....9 months later u can't be found...Valentines day is all about gettin cavities n piggin out on candy like there's no 2morrow.....remember MAC sed she dor ha luk wid love....*sniff* nevermind....

On a lighter note i heard that some club or the other is gonna b havin som sorta human trade thingy goin on...auction or supm....thaz gonna b 3 different kinds of interesting eh....i will be there with my video camera (my neighbours actually) to document this grand event.....2 things.....MAC is gonna b up for auction.....break ur frickin piggy banks eh....i serious ana....bidding starts at US$400,000,000......(*sigh*hope THE econ teacher poket heavy)....everybody else i don't care much for....ppl goin prolly b sold for like the price of a lunch by Bow+ a drink...lol..kiddin...college ppl worth millions..errybody kno da....kno all d fellas goin hav their eyes on Beyonce 4 sure....oh n Mr.Sweetness...wonder if ur boss will let u go 4 the day???.....

Who knows....2morrow goin b a big deal....Love Bug Saturday n the thingy 4 Rodney King at skool...know everybody goin b there cuz if any one of u was in need of finances or anything MAC would giv her support....so yea..keep the lovey dovey bird shit vibes on the DL plz....not all of us r "physically appealing to any sex/gender known to man" (*sniff....thaz wa he told me*)..so couples...do me n my stomache a favor n jump of a cliff or supm....jus 4 2morow...