Operation: Save Rodney

Most of you may have already heard, and for those of you who haven’t, there’s a young man attending our Community College by the name of Rodney King who is an ailing kidney patient and desperately needs financial help in order to seek further medical attention (Milton Cato Memorial Hospital LACKING!). I would like to congradulate the modern langauge club, the speech and debating club, Performing Arts Society and any other clubs which have made an effort in trying to raise fund so that our fellow schoolmate could get the medical attention that he needs.

Now Bobbie aint gimme no money this morning coz he spend all in rum last nite, so I had to beg little ohh soo generous Tarpie fuh 10 cents fuh bid pon ah smallie. Then i reach down in the people auction and found myself pelting my hard earned 10 cent at some pretty girl....see what happens when u follow bad company * almost everybody was doing it*. I could ah get me a boy with that ana...sigh..gone chop some girl with my money. I could’ve seen was a lower 6 homegirl getting a lil disco action from three exotic..amm i mean...lower 6 homeboys....Now mac thought this thing was suppose to be an auction...little did MAC know that it turn into a runway model/strip club thingy, I was real shocked ana but this was extremely funny so i couldn't help but to laugh. Dem boys must have bin really good at what they bin doing cause that girl pay some good money to get them.

Oh yeah, how could i forget Miss $140...MURDA!!!!!!!!! Mac wish she could be that hot, boy....mac hot eh but that girl got something real special going on, i mean, Mac kinda special thing could make two guys fight but her special thing is a pocket denting kinda thing eh. Oh yeah, this auction prove how college girls get when they trying to get something or someone they want eh.... i see some girls' instincts take over their mind and they tugged at some boy like a rag doll.....the poor boy was like a chicken in the middle of a pit bull fight. And ,if y’all think that's funny, a group of girls even whipped out their bank card because she ran out of money to bid on a boy!!!! If only some of y’all had parents like Bobbie eh.... Lol, those were some good times man...behave yourselves ana, remember that mac is watching. Don't forget the reason behind all of this, we have to help Rodney in any way we can. Anyways see y'all later, Mac has to study...exams coming up