"Please explain urself MAC"

Alright....seeing that we've already established tha i'm back (BIG MAC) i guess i hav some explaining to do rite?...ok fine...so a few ppl wanted an explanatoin as to y all the old posts were removed...and some people want(ed) proof to show that i'm the real old MAC...and not just new MAC saying that they're me....i can give you both...read the folowing carefully: *MAC taps into the force* ...

"YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD POSTS!!!"....."YOU DO NOT NEED PROOF THAT I'M THE NEW MAC, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BEAT UP OR CURSE ANYBODY (especially 'The Controversial'), YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS BLOG....YOU WANT TO READ MAC AND LEAVE GOOD COMMENTS"and...if a certain lower sixer...."YOU WANT TO STOP WEARING PANTS AND WEAR A SKIRT".

ok..but on a serious note the slurppy thing daz the kinda post ya'll does enjoy...buh come on..u kno we used to have fun on MAC back in the day widout really gettin on so wen we commenting....i mean the post wid the slap....and the one with the prez...them bin juicy posts and yea things went a lil overboard...buh on this post....it went straight to hell.....500+ comments...none were very positive or informative i would think....so even the ppl that just read MAC for commess all they got was the wutless kind...the kinda market place squabble....MAC dor forward da.....i ain goin talk as if i dor enjoy a juicy piece ah commess ana....buh seriously....nobody think that "WE" all overdid it just a bit?

anyway....kill da talk dey....i reach bak so stop mek noise....i ain soak in yet so i dor ha nuttin 2 make allyo laugh at yet...dor even kno if i still have my touch buh time will tell i guess....MAC heard this big uproar the other day...tink bin d day after the lower 6 parents meeting...well i bin expectin it cuz u kno i bin dey....anyway....newsflash...we're busted...straight up flat out busted....THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!.......they know our van catching habits...they know your bra size, your blood type, what subjects you do, where you eat, who you're with, where u live, your cxc grades....wait no.....iz not the not the admin i thinkin bout dey.....buh yea they on to us fro real tho...parents too....

apparently "college trips" are no more (all this is old news tho)....the pressing matter is the grades that some of they lower six student got bak on their reports.....i mean..i heard the talk n ting wid ppl sayin that they didn't even kno that college does do this report thing....i remember my grades real good ana...u lets just say i can recall them whenever i think of 007...but i was not alone this time....i heard that some people got back some nasty, wutless, stinkin disgusting grades....u does see some student under the mango tree all after 4.....dor b surprsed if they homeless eh...thing ain bin 2 nice at all 4 lower 6 boi....ouch...

b4 i go i jus wanna say supm else tho....remember MAC is all about the colege students ana...i biased when it come 2 allyo eh....i go try support ya'll in whatever way i can....so don't listen to teachers with University degrees(Bosley) who know what they're talkin about...don't listen to your parents or the voice that tells you to do the right thing...*sarcastically* listen to the jamaican artists that and do what they say...(fight over man, b a gangsta 4 life, dor answer calls fomr an unknown number..etc) if you're gonna be an asshole.....be the best asshole u can be....if you're gonna be delinquent.....do it with a passion...if you're gonna be a slut....then down with all morals integrity is babylon ting yo check......

if you're gonna be a SVGCC student.....then be as ignorant as u can possibly be.... don't give people anything good to say about us....and hope that a blog doesn't come around trying to change that and turn as into a loving family that gets along....everybody knows that only losers want to make somethingof themselves or get an education.....who wants to go to skool to learn when we can talk commess all night and completely disregard peoples feelings....we do apparently lol....I admit i was wrong and I apologize on belalf of myself and new MAC...now lets put this mess behind us and and prove to everyone that we're more than meets the untraind eye...if not for me or urself....do it for Obama or Michelle (wid her sexy self)

L8r kiddies