Parents day a.k.a "oh s**t we're screwed"

eh-heh-pam-pam-lootey, teacher ha plenty 2 tell mommy 2morrow....ah boi....welli cud only speak from experience eh so i dor kno bout the rest of yall...buh parents day has never been good news for MAC....luckily my mother outa the country for the next 4 months and Bobby dor know enough about me to prove that he's actually my father....that and the fact that he's banned from school's. see what had happened was....Bobby has this fatal mental illness called stupidity and he suffers from a condition that is known as ignorance(the Jamaican kind...the one that is associated with anger n such)....not only that buh certain words sends the man into an instant fit....words lke donate, fee, volunteer, pay, purchase etc.......there was this incident with him throwing a chair at my math teacher wen i was in grade 4 becasue he said supm about buying a ruler...again in form 2 he lunged at the vice principal and almost choked the man to death for suggesting that some parents might b cheap.....

so yea...MAC dor hadda worry bout 2morrow....so even tho i got a letter from almost every techer in the school(even from the caretaker n the female rent-a-cop) the matter is outa my hands.....HOWEVER....for some of us 2morrow is nothing but bad news...mommy n daddy goin find out who ha boyfriend(s)/man(men)....who is most gangsta....who dor even go enough class to know their teacher name....who rude, he lazy..etc etc....now dor go thinkin that they dos actually discuss things which are "in your best interest"...nope...its a big conspiracy i tell you....i heard once that there's even this ritual that they go through...black curtains, candles , pentragrams even....soe scary stuff does go on in dere ana..y u think they does come home so angy at us.....i've been tryin to get a spy in there for the longest while....unfortunately Polly is still in recovery...sigh

i wish i knew wat 2 tell yall readers....i'm hoping that none of you got a "letter"....i opened one of them and it was BLANK....i give it to Bobby....n he was like..."wa d hell i tell u bout dem parents meeting crap"....i coulda swear the thing bin blank wen i check ana...so i dor kno wa he read....this ain no joke ana...you ppl shud b very scared....plenty does change after these so called "parents day meetings" u might c some ppl actually start goin to class (God forbid), they might cut down the Mango Tree....shut down Honeybun, turn off the Wi-fi....get rid of every van except for Joey, Top sider, Curtis and Krips..dis ain no joke ana....these things cud get messy...you can't b too calm and lax about this....as soon as u done read this i suggest you do ur homework, clean the house....supm...do supm to save ur own skin.....

And for the GAZA "gentlemen" *cough* carefull...MAC understnd that the whole Gaza buisness is just a formalized study group for ambitious young men *cough*.....but dor b surprised if it comes off as..i dunno...sum sorta thug-ish anti-institution type thing...for the ladies....we all know that the prestegious list located on a certain wall in a certain Community College in St.Vincent is all about giving props to the recognized and rightfully acknowledged young ladies who have shown exceptional social "skills"....but like i said...don't b surprised if they interpret it as a list of females whp are nutorious for their..umm..."social skills" around the opposite sex...jus sayin...

Anywho..not sayin u shud do like me ana buh i goin mek Bobby some dinner n empty a bottle of Ambien in his tea....you kno..to make sure he gets a good months sleep...good luck everybody...hope none of my MACsters ain get no "letter" ana