Monday, January 26, 2009

Shortest retirement known to MAC-kind

STEWPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……I does vex ana…like really really really vex…..I bin enjoyin my retirement good good n all of a sudden guess who show up at my door…Bobby….know how long I ain see his ugly face?….mister man come beating down on my door telling me I hav a phone call….sigh….apparently Polly in d hospital….I dor even wanna talk about it….buh apparently Polly got her ass kicked real good..so new MAC taking care of her…as for me...I hadda come outa retirement n take over MAC….AGEN……kinda ignorance is da really…..supposed I had faked my death or supm…my plans all jacked up cuz i bin planin 2 breed down the place(last years hottest trend) n get married to a stranger in Vegas….sigh…anywho.....its official BIG MAC is back…

But umm apparently my apprentices reception wasn’t well taken…well umm…that’s just unfortunate….what’s even more unfortunate is that bcuz of that.…ya’ll hadda deal wid me agen....dor know if that’s a good thing or a bad one but allyo know how we used to fight n punch it out bak in the day…get ur gloves back on…cuz its gonna get MAD up in this bitch agen…..remember ana....if u dor like MAC….do us a favor and jump pff a cliff please….please..i'm beggin you....do us a favor and put urself out of your own misery....nobody go vex wid u if u decide to cease exisitng ana...buh then agen..what is life widout opposition...on that note i just feel like pissin ppl off (for making me come out retirement) so what ima do is bring back an old post…n dor tell me no crap bout how it long eh…allyo get rather chatty n fresh on new MAC…

:::The three letter word that no longer means happy:::

I WAS RAPED…..AGAIN…..I dor understand how this country does operate ana…buh MAC was watchin anger management the other day and the song that Jack Nicholson sang….”I feel pretty”..so yea..I dey sayin da the song gangsta n thing…play brite n gone put it up on Facebook…who tell me do da…I guess I bin kinduh wrong ana cuz for my status I put up…I’m pretty and gay”….under the impression that everybody still on the same page as me….great idea that was…see MAC get this personal message inviting me to GAP party…so I’m like yea….GAP is a hard bran n ting….msg say I could take as much as I want…(shoulda suspect supm cuz in bracket it sed “you can also give as much as u like”)…

Stupes…this ain no joke thing eh…not a laughin matter at all..I ain even tryin to be remotely funny rite about now….is serious thing I talkin eh…..the gay community made up of some serious ppl jeds….I sure I see Mavado dere all ting…crap….no name calling….umm anyway..I saw some Serena Williams looking females all up in that joint…long story short….I’m sore…my perception of TOYS…ruined….my innocence…gone (again)…stupes…I try everything…prayin, fighting, throwing my bible, I even almost call bobby buh the chances of him being there were higher than him comin to my rescue ….what makes me really mad is that pastors were there, musicians, politicians, doctors, lawyers, priests, policemen/women, cartoon characters (BARNEY!!!!!), and yes…college students….apparently it’s quickly being accepted as"okay" to be GAP= Gay and proud…nt with me though...

MAC is neither gay or proud…but since I have experience with spontaneous combustion…ain dey on the “bun out a batty man” thing….u tink fire easy hot? And I’ve learnt from life that humans stop being human when they don’t understand something/someone…..we discard the very things that make us human n replace them with everything that God is against…n if its fitting..we justify it with just that…homosexuality is no joke….I’m disgusted by it to be honest…(in light of my first hand experience) but there’s always 2 side to every coin….but…God will deal with that in his own time…in the mean time im investing in a chastity belt…in my eyes there is no gay or straight….we’re humans and we STRAY…yes some ppl stray into the wrong hole but…omg…'but'….*runs away crying*

56 comments:

  1. hey ur back i thought we lost u for a while lol i didnt even get 2 read beat down poly post it tell me page cannot be found... woohoo 1st comment yay me

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  2. I got sumthing to say
    well i see the new macs got scared cuz people are finding them out
    hmmmm i see that they shared the secret that they is mac among their lil stupid frenz and now they chicken out all because mr.abbots give a lil pep talk in his lower six english class today.he said if anyone of you in this class is the new mac you all are idiots and i see that they took the pep talk to heart and decided to run!!!!!!!
    well old mac welcome back cuz ur lil stupid apprentices aint doing no good
    running off they mouth and telling their group everything
    real stupid lil ppl eh
    thought the new mac was supposed to have a brain
    well...........
    it is out the new macs are lit students

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  3. Wow. new mac couldnt handle the heat. That is the true definition of a coward. Someone hiding under an anonymous identity yet still afraid of repercussions, lol. F A I L U R E

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  4. and her we go again....im sorry mac but this is not going to cut what just happened..you think anybody is that ignorant to get fooled with "OLD MAC IS BACK" .like what the hell? no explanation to your macsters? just so you moving with them? and im talking about the whole siyuation from last night and earlier today with the posts being taken down

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  5. well well well...da one ya hot...n i glad u bring bk up da issue eh...caz is a real seras one...no joke...

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  6. and mac why do you have to approve of the comments? take it from me...you're just going to kill your own show

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  7. this sucks. MAC you suck. How often can you make fun about gays?

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  8. hmmmmmmmmmm
    old mac is back
    sry not falling for it

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  9. and new mac was the so called 'shot' and you're just an ole veteran to make it clear....Macsters dont be fooled, this whole thing is a conspiracy, so dont be quick to judge and say "new mac was scared and run" bcuz is the new mac that dropped the first gay post and the slurpy thing and i know the old mac was behind the prez.obama thing which was boring as hell and those 2 posts by new mac had record commentary .....but i'll say nothing further

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  10. omg allyo really dor recognize my writing style??...fine if ya'll want me to go back to vexitude i will buh i'm serious about the return...n not to worry...i have enough manners toknow that i owe ppl an apology and explanation.....just can't do it tonight....

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  11. so whats the comment approval thing for?

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  12. Sigh giggly blog as usual but, the G word again? I really got the point the first time.
    I think MAC's getting crazy (I enjoyed last night though lol), hopefully new MAC can restore the unity MACsters and student once had? Cuz...

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  13. i seriously dont get this comment approval thing
    *rolls eyes*

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  14. fine..u..i like..I'll b real with you....i eiter control the comments a bit more..or i lose control of my blog.....MAC and everyone associated with it..writer and commenter is on think ice...soon investigations goin begin n ppl gonna be made example of...i don't mind if i'm made example of cuz i started MAC....in the long run this is my doin one way or the other....its the innocent parties that i'm lookin out for...thus i took it back from "NEW MAC" cuz i can take the heat from you guys but i just don't think its far that they should have to deal with it too....fair enuf Controvesial?

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  15. oh lord watch a piece ah mix up lol n yea this comment approval ain that bad but dis damn word verification annoyin the hell outa me rass..

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  16. aite aite aite......mac u full of 'it tho..new mac been d shot..u needa go sleep for eternity

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  17. so why u give those two stupid lil girls to run the blog in the first place them and them topics that full of comess
    well the girls aint stupid but
    fair enuff sumbody else cudda take over
    thick skin brutal ppl

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  18. i real screw ana..even if u waz gon take back mac why remove all d darn posts from before and then bring back up this ole arse topic...noone gives a rats arse bout who gay...stewpssss...you sux

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  19. Anon...plz don't make me answer a question that i shouldn't answer....please i\m begging u to take my word on this..."THOSE TWO GIRLS"..that ur talking about...have NOTHING to do with MAC....as a matter of fact neither of those girls even read MAC according to what i heard....i'm tellin the truth ok....dor ask me who the new mac was cuz i can't say...but it most deffinately was not 'those tow girls'....or any 2 girls for that matter....

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  20. I meant old mac* old mac could restore some whatevr i said
    Oh, new mac wuz d ish know y? 500 coments, thaz y hehe can't say ppl didn't enjoy it. N if u aint hear nobody talk bout it today uz a lewzur

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  21. anon u real retarded too, you just come and start run yo stinkin,soar up mouth...dem ''lil girls'' who's name ppl callin aint even know shit bout mac..a lot ah ppl makin supositoinal shit...get ur facts straight jeds

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  22. constable...ummm.....yea...i think i removed all the posts cuz ya'll didn't like any of them...n i think i wrote back on this cuz some ppl think that this was the topic that sarted the whole "down with the new MAC" movement....was jus trna prove that its old MAC thats writing n not the new MAC that ya'll gave such a hard time....bak in the day wen i mad a mistake ya'll gave me time 2 fix it...buh allyo relentless for 09 boi....wow

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  23. well i think you shouldn't have got this many people involved bucz you people carry the murder weapon on you like some real amateurs, and im not saying im smarter than that but i've seen better and i think and maybe you guys make things to obvious for everyone to see and even though you wanna protect innocent parties involved (you're all guilty in my book) its just gonna get worse bcuz the secret's out(well from the start it was but let's just go along with this for now)
    ......The
    Controversial...........................

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  24. aite aite i ovaz...do ur thing buh tha last post like it been bad cause i read it today in school and see it ha like 500+ comments....there always gona be haterz..such is life..u ha ur terms n condition as long as u aint point and fingures directly at persons ppl cyar vex...after all is only assumptions dem viewers can make

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  25. callin u 'C' form now on eh....so yea C....think u can talk as if u didn't have something personal against MAC...it'll make it eaiser for us to see eye to eye...jus sayin...buh umm...yea..i'm like 3 different kinda of guilty....but i don't like he way u phrased it tho...i think if u wanna be fair u shud say (unless ur not a college student) "WE'RE all guilty"....me n all 500+ commenters....but thats y i'm making the effort to make things better...cuz once upon a time..this blog was a refuge for some ppl..beleve it or not...i kno it was for me...

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  26. and i think it was seriously unfair what you did by taking down all those posts..i mean some people was up all hours into the night commenting and replying to each other *sigh* and just so you embarrassing fans like vybez kartel say in he song and plenty of them ain't coming back but i'll always be here to drop those totally unnecessary comments

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  27. ...............................
    imma be out
    check the post in the morning.......

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  28. mac like you tryna tell me sumtin boi.....but i kinda illiterate eh...i go break it down bit by bit...and yea we cud talk eye to eye you cud invite me by one ur hidden lairs cuz it seem like u ha plenty set up round college...oh my condolence to polly is how she been effin fronted

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  29. i gonna carry sum crackers for polly tomorrow
    lol i gone fo real

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  30. Well Well Well look at what has become of the once great MAC since when did u have a heart hahahaha o well all this good for ya i told ya from the start if u gonna do this do it right n o well good advice is always heard never heeded MAC personally if ur so concerned about "innocent ppl" ( is there such a thing especially college ppl) u should just shut this thing down n forget about MAC seems u lost ur resolve MAC in ur post u talk about not caring who fire burn then come talkin bout protecting ppl hahaha damn hypocrite see ya in hell MAC

    Devial out AKA lil Lu

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  31. aite aite ....i lvlin eh cuz stalker on d looooooose...me see this controversial person ha ppl parnoid allthing cuz dem na know hu she/he be and she/he know everythingggg bout dem...i gone b4 u start talk things bout me too

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  32. large up the gaza thug n dem...pu55y dem ah eat dem cyar run the street

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  33. Lol yeah a paranoid person come lookin in my hair 2 c if devices in there to spy on them, my hair anuh, poor thing!
    The commenters who have accounts on google, for no reason than commenting on MAC, are saying MAC should shut down. The ones who always refreshing the page reading all the comments, saying negative sh*t. Don't be hypocritical.
    I just think (as fun as a bit of controversy can b, A BIT) that things need to be a bit more under control here. Last night was wild. I like when MACsters are family.

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  34. i sleepy as hell so i gone..buh b4 i go...Devial...i agree wid u eh....maybe i should've listened to the warnings BUT....giving up...never..."i will go down with this ship...and i won't put my hands up and surrender...there will be no white flag above my door"...yada yadda yadda....is a song lol...i din't start this to give up on it because things gettin hard...ya'll goin either break me or make me stronger...hopefully in the midst of all that somebody will solve this riddle that is teenagers/humanity...or even SVGCC ppl...buh giving up...no way....i will handle this and my school work...

    on the bright side if i'm wrong ur gonna have a hell of a laugh dev n u can say i told u so TWICE....until then..see u in skool (hell can wait)

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  35. all other comments will b read nn approved or rejected 2morrow..im out

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  36. hahaha MAC isn't about being a family MAC isnt about controll MAC is about exposing the truth that ppl are afraid to talk about out loud cuz ppl just love to kno stuff when u come with all this controll talk stweps the only reason MAC even concerned bout this controll thing is cuz ppl identities got leaked stweps leave it to college ppl to ruin a good thing i don 't even see y admins involving themselves jus do wut ppl pay u to do n relax nuh ppl get shot in the country everymonth y yall dont go focus yall energies thur stweps i jus cross cuz u stupid lower six ppl with yall fuel injected mouths cant learn to keep still ... b4 ppl enjoyed reading MAC cuz it was jus bare gossip n ppl knew how to relax dem selve example look at slurpy n de ninja's dem aint teking no stress from this blog they bin shouting each other using their dubbed names they dont even care yet some lil hot head pickney neyga feel them should front up them selves

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  37. lordddd...suppose the ppl dem go crazy on we...anyway redroof they nearby and i sure dem still givin wey $100 to bring in crazy ppl...buh on a serious note if i bin dem ppl me nar leave my house none tall..daz if the controversial person aint done tap dem houses aswell...poor boys i cuda picture the look on da guy face when contro mention par he live....if dem find out hu da controversial person be n decide to beat em i go help pass hand and foot too

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  38. to the Anonymous who posted the second comment,
    u seem to be seeing alot of things yet ur pathetic behind still blinded with ur ignorance, not bcuz some other dunce call these 2 girl name in a comment, means its them...u really stupid person...
    and i must clear up this s**t cuz i know the "new macs" u referrin to and i know for sure aint them cuz i kno 4 a fact one of the girls particularly vocal about gay rights and is very anti-gay bashing, she dnt hide tht,...and the other girl...we know for sure she wont write something like the "gay post"
    and careful who you calling stupid cuz both ah dem buss 90's and 80's for lit
    and as for the little part, ur the little one here and its apparent that u ha some kinda personal agenda wid de girl dem....jealous much?
    and also....it kinna obvious u was in mr.abbot lower 6 class 2day too...if im right, didnt u notice the "new macs" aint been too happy with the whole MAC blog scene, one was highly disgruntled....
    oh and i bet u wish u were one of their "lil stupid frenz".....puny dimwit

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  39. MAC this approval ting is bare krap.....n i doh tink i fallin for tha "old MAC is BACK"....i would need some more proof

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  40. Gosh Mac yo ha stop do me da...I thinkin u gonee bt u're back:-) yippeee..this blog only belongs in ur hands...& gay pple jus kinna sickenin man...fact remains da's y God burn dwn S & G back in d day so obviously it wrong....yuck.

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  41. lmao..GAP huh...1st me hear bout that one...nice come back :)

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  42. well u no ah blaze again mac u had me vex yesterday casue me nah had nobody fe cuss well good thing ur bac

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  43. watz up wid dis approval thing plz is 2 take it off

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  44. seras
    thid thing nah work eh
    i actually enjoy the mac lime at nite time
    now we gotta wait to see thing
    neway iz all for good

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  45. ooooooh
    that comment was from me from laxey eh
    stewps
    i forget to sign out of my uncle thing
    he does blog too
    bur for more intellectual stuff*roll eye*

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  46. this better be good that last MAC disappointed me an i was a well devoted MACster *sigh*

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  47. MAC what kinda Jay-Z,Michael Jordan stunt u tryin on we jeds!!! Mek up yo mind nah mon!!! Well am anticipating ur future posts, Buh mi nah touch da topic dey, nuff said last time,Except,like most ppl I'm not a supporter of Homosexuality but God will be the ultimate judge and decider cuz all of us are sinners and let he who is without sin cast the first stone...daz just my two cents, Peace, Am Outtie!!!

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  48. welcome bck ol' MAC. I had respect for you since that lil' interview bck in d day, so glad 2 c u bck.

    u mite know hu i b.... lol

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  49. yea so u gotta approve the comments now so that we don't see the comments revealing who MAC really is(before u could've commented sayin anything!like the last post someone commented callin names of who MAC is so u deleted the post with the names), thats why you got scared and change up talking bout old MAC .the persons behind it got called them out n now u trying to protect yourself but i know it's not fooling me...lets see if my comment gets accepted

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  50. dis nah wuk i need 2 c my comments rite away so tec it off i wanna be rude an cuss ppl

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  51. oh an school sucks watz d cents of goin 2 school?

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  52. and Anonymous mac nah have 2 protect his/her self cause if is a she war she could hire me fe bodyguard

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  53. oh b4 i go jus war large up all d Gaza boi's and girls raspeact BLAZE OUT!!!

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  54. to resolve all of this...i think yall should just stop with this MAC thing and find something better to do with yall time. like...studyin perhaps...or just watchin TV or relaxin...this makes no sense...what profit yall gettin from doin this...

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