MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!

MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!
I'M MISS THE HELL OUT THIS PLACE N U PPL!!!
CAN'T BELIEVE ITS BEEN 2 YEARS!!!
MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!


How it is yall? Yep old MAC is back for the big finish baby!!! And boy did we finish big!! Two years have flown by so quickly that I wish I had kept a journal or something….I hardly remember wat my first day was like but its not time to reminisce just yet (2morow fo da). Rite now this day is all abut how AWESOME 2day was. Even if you’ve been living under a rock for the past 2 years you must know that 2day was upper sixes official last day….and you know we had to do it big!!!!…. The day started out preddi normal until around 1 o’clock mins to 2 when water balloons and water guns began started surfacing…a couple lower sixers got their hands on the water works and ppl became targets in no time….but that was nothing….just a few ppl got sprinkled though….lol there was this one guy (grown man..think he was tryna sell supm…I dunno) who kept getting wet wif balloons n stuff cuz the target was slick and kept dodging them water bullets…the guy had to jump in his car n leave lol

A lil while after that it was off to church…yea the one that you pass everyday….yet somehow ppl were still asking for directions and drawing up maps….for some it was the longest walk of their lives…I heard this one girl say that she saw he life flash b4 her eyes on the way there….for MAC it was no big deal of course….my years of faithful devotion to the almighty got me a ride in a flaming chariot all the way to the door. I noticed something strange tho….the building wasn’t too congested or anything…yet somehow ppl were seen sweating like pigs n twitching and stuff…as if something on the inside was tryna force its way out…..ppl rose to the occasion n left their sins n demons outside and went inside to sing for the Big Guy upstairs.
Not that I’m trying to blow my own horn or anything but MAC was the center of attention this afternoon….I was the guest speaker….I prayed…I put the most money in the offering plate…and most of all…I didn’t fall asleep!!! PLUS!!!! I did a special…yup…MAC is a natural…the Barack Obama among singers…the T.D Jakes of…umm…supm…point is that I hav an awesome voice….I sang an original piece…a played my own music of course…Beethoven cud learn a few things from yours truly if I do say so myself…. =o)

There wasn’t a single dry eye in the congregation…..everyone was brought to tears…EVERYONE!!!!! Even the biggest, toughest, most serious of guys in the building bawled like little babies…t’was beautiful…the Ronster was unfortunate enuf to be the follow up….he tried his best but it was nothing near as good as my singing….After my heart warming sermon and Sister Vanloo’s announcements it was time to head back to school…so we picked back up our sins and demons n went back to school. In no more than 10 minutes or so all hull broke loose….well not hell…it was more like Niagara falls came to us…som ppl suited up others stripped down and then the fun started.

It was beautiful ppl….Neo (from Matrix) would’ve seemed like a rookie when compared to the level of dodging skill displayed by some ppl….others took direct hits like a man…twas every man for him/herself and believe me wet fete was a major success!!!!! For the 2-3 hours or so that we spent chasing, ambushing and attacking one another with or weapons of wet destruction (buckets, bowls, water balloons, water guns, bottles etc) were equal if not better than the much more expensive college trips….Krazy Turf(hope I spelt it rite) were the hosts I believe…just incase anyone wants to show some love J

No one was safe….dry, wet, boy girl…dog…tree…class room, vehicle…everything and everyone was a target and the entire compound was the battle field!!! MAC has never had so much fun…I swear…if u missed this consider it like missing the second coming of Christ….friends, girlfriends, brethren, bad boy, good boys, good girls, quiet girls…man all man jack go wet and wild…drunk wif fun and running up an down the place like there’s no tomorrow…..that water bill could prolly get America out the economic slum they’re in lol

Ppl were…ehem…*clears throat*…certain individuals were escorted outside of the classrooms they tried to hide inside and SOAKED…shoes n all….I’m not callin any names…I’m not gonna say that one such person is a lower sixer that recently entered a pageant of a historic nature and came out the winner…she took the attack like a champ tho….even Mr.Scott became a target…he quickly fled into his jeep but the guys didn’t stop there….his car got a bath…‘T’ made sure that the windows and wheels were cleaned and sprayed …roof to rims….lmao..the boy is crazy mayne lol….the lower sixers joined in the fun of course….whether they the hunters or the preys.

Hairstyles were destroyed…not ruined….destroyed…and for the first time everyone wearing green n white all had the same shade of dark green….if u missed it then its your fault….there was supm for everyone…MAC heard that some guys flew up t the library roof…not the rof itself but…never mind….everyone had fun mayne…even the dean gave us the ok and we practically had the entire campus to ourselves…..if you were there I know u had a blast…its impossible to hav been bored……if u left early….u missed out, if u left dry…your either way too lucky…or just a sore anti social stuck up loser….well no..I take it bk….how dare your friends try to wet u down in the name of good clean fun…everyone knows that water can kill you dead and fun is evil!!!!

Guys my feet hurt, I think I’m coming down wif a cold, I need to dry my hair, lie down and wash n get my clothes dry 4 2morrow…but MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Laterz ppl…come bk 2morrow for the final post from yours truly….the original MAC (Y)