Thursday, April 23, 2009

MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!

MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!
I'M MISS THE HELL OUT THIS PLACE N U PPL!!!
CAN'T BELIEVE ITS BEEN 2 YEARS!!!
MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!


How it is yall? Yep old MAC is back for the big finish baby!!! And boy did we finish big!! Two years have flown by so quickly that I wish I had kept a journal or something….I hardly remember wat my first day was like but its not time to reminisce just yet (2morow fo da). Rite now this day is all abut how AWESOME 2day was. Even if you’ve been living under a rock for the past 2 years you must know that 2day was upper sixes official last day….and you know we had to do it big!!!!…. The day started out preddi normal until around 1 o’clock mins to 2 when water balloons and water guns began started surfacing…a couple lower sixers got their hands on the water works and ppl became targets in no time….but that was nothing….just a few ppl got sprinkled though….lol there was this one guy (grown man..think he was tryna sell supm…I dunno) who kept getting wet wif balloons n stuff cuz the target was slick and kept dodging them water bullets…the guy had to jump in his car n leave lol

A lil while after that it was off to church…yea the one that you pass everyday….yet somehow ppl were still asking for directions and drawing up maps….for some it was the longest walk of their lives…I heard this one girl say that she saw he life flash b4 her eyes on the way there….for MAC it was no big deal of course….my years of faithful devotion to the almighty got me a ride in a flaming chariot all the way to the door. I noticed something strange tho….the building wasn’t too congested or anything…yet somehow ppl were seen sweating like pigs n twitching and stuff…as if something on the inside was tryna force its way out…..ppl rose to the occasion n left their sins n demons outside and went inside to sing for the Big Guy upstairs.
Not that I’m trying to blow my own horn or anything but MAC was the center of attention this afternoon….I was the guest speaker….I prayed…I put the most money in the offering plate…and most of all…I didn’t fall asleep!!! PLUS!!!! I did a special…yup…MAC is a natural…the Barack Obama among singers…the T.D Jakes of…umm…supm…point is that I hav an awesome voice….I sang an original piece…a played my own music of course…Beethoven cud learn a few things from yours truly if I do say so myself…. =o)

There wasn’t a single dry eye in the congregation…..everyone was brought to tears…EVERYONE!!!!! Even the biggest, toughest, most serious of guys in the building bawled like little babies…t’was beautiful…the Ronster was unfortunate enuf to be the follow up….he tried his best but it was nothing near as good as my singing….After my heart warming sermon and Sister Vanloo’s announcements it was time to head back to school…so we picked back up our sins and demons n went back to school. In no more than 10 minutes or so all hull broke loose….well not hell…it was more like Niagara falls came to us…som ppl suited up others stripped down and then the fun started.

It was beautiful ppl….Neo (from Matrix) would’ve seemed like a rookie when compared to the level of dodging skill displayed by some ppl….others took direct hits like a man…twas every man for him/herself and believe me wet fete was a major success!!!!! For the 2-3 hours or so that we spent chasing, ambushing and attacking one another with or weapons of wet destruction (buckets, bowls, water balloons, water guns, bottles etc) were equal if not better than the much more expensive college trips….Krazy Turf(hope I spelt it rite) were the hosts I believe…just incase anyone wants to show some love J

No one was safe….dry, wet, boy girl…dog…tree…class room, vehicle…everything and everyone was a target and the entire compound was the battle field!!! MAC has never had so much fun…I swear…if u missed this consider it like missing the second coming of Christ….friends, girlfriends, brethren, bad boy, good boys, good girls, quiet girls…man all man jack go wet and wild…drunk wif fun and running up an down the place like there’s no tomorrow…..that water bill could prolly get America out the economic slum they’re in lol

Ppl were…ehem…*clears throat*…certain individuals were escorted outside of the classrooms they tried to hide inside and SOAKED…shoes n all….I’m not callin any names…I’m not gonna say that one such person is a lower sixer that recently entered a pageant of a historic nature and came out the winner…she took the attack like a champ tho….even Mr.Scott became a target…he quickly fled into his jeep but the guys didn’t stop there….his car got a bath…‘T’ made sure that the windows and wheels were cleaned and sprayed …roof to rims….lmao..the boy is crazy mayne lol….the lower sixers joined in the fun of course….whether they the hunters or the preys.

Hairstyles were destroyed…not ruined….destroyed…and for the first time everyone wearing green n white all had the same shade of dark green….if u missed it then its your fault….there was supm for everyone…MAC heard that some guys flew up t the library roof…not the rof itself but…never mind….everyone had fun mayne…even the dean gave us the ok and we practically had the entire campus to ourselves…..if you were there I know u had a blast…its impossible to hav been bored……if u left early….u missed out, if u left dry…your either way too lucky…or just a sore anti social stuck up loser….well no..I take it bk….how dare your friends try to wet u down in the name of good clean fun…everyone knows that water can kill you dead and fun is evil!!!!

Guys my feet hurt, I think I’m coming down wif a cold, I need to dry my hair, lie down and wash n get my clothes dry 4 2morrow…but MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Laterz ppl…come bk 2morrow for the final post from yours truly….the original MAC (Y)

44 comments:

  1. yes today was a beautiful day lol i planned not 2 get wet but that didnt happen did my share of wetting n it wasnt until i was trying 2 run to go in ma mom car 2 go home 4 boyrs run me down wid full buckets n wet me down:D bio project wet, maths notebook wet,money wet lol get cuss though lol had 2 go home in the trunk heheh fun times best day in college woohoo

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  2. yeah boy...this was the best, ovas...lol i get on badda than plenty ah the ppl who actually going home lol... that party today was more than crazy, and I'm glad we taped it, too wet to dry off and i had this one girl almost naked...water fight and wet white T's, with my frens that's all I need... MAN I LOVE COLLEGE(8)

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  3. yea man d ting was wikid.

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  4. first time commenting and i leavin already . sigh ... yer jed today been just off the hook..i wonder if them ppl get in the vans wet down like that...lol... all the loud music from the 4 student vehicles well 3 after you couldnt really anything outa the green jeep......lol.... all in all wat a way to leave, i will forever remember it..................MAYNE I LOVE COLLEGE!

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  5. This thing was soooo big that I kept hearing about it while it was happening (keep in mind i graduated last year). Buh its nice to know you people had good ole clean (literally) fun.

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  6. yer.................i really to busy rite to sign into ma account
    but fo real ehhhh
    I love College..............get wet and get on badddddddddd
    seriously.......................
    had to go home and dry off
    whoa........
    yerr

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  7. da day bin jus frickin bad jedz.i tell u i hide up stairs tryin 2 stay dry cuz d only transportation i have is 2 ketch van.this dude wit a super soaker come up and nfrickin sak me.p.s i wan back a fone though.lol.anyways I LOVE COLLEGE.I SEE THEM BEQUIA GIRLZ ALL THING(CUTE EH) JOIN D ACTION AND GEA WET. DA WAS A DAY 2 REMEMBER

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  8. LOL 2 D COMMENTA ABOVE ME.WAIT THEM AIN HADDA CATCH BOAT ANYWAY AND THEM DONE ACUSTOM 2 WATER IN BEQUIA SO IT NAH MEK AH DIFFERENCE.BUT THEM GIRL TEC A GOOD SOAKIN AFTA INGREDIENTS START GEA THEM WET

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  9. Eh eh Tru that I wonder,, Them shoulda just swim down seeing them bin soak No bombo.Them is good sports thou,fun 2 B around. Buh dat day Bin bad no Rasta..I officially Luvvv college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. well dah wet fete was jus krazee mayne..i mean didnt really intend 2 geh wet ana buh dem lovin frenz of mine wet me n my girls dwn den offered a ride...so wat da heck??it was wicked neva mind we had 2 freez our butts off wid d A.C on d way dwn it was worth it!! Koodoos 2 upper sixers...gona miss dem...*tears*

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  11. wet fete was wikid jedz although i had no intention of getting wet, so much for that plan, but was all worth it had fun :)

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  12. Gonna Miss Them Upper Sixers Thoooo
    *sob sob*
    yayy.....too badd i missed the wet fet lol

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  13. Idk wa dem upper sixers really feel like, bout dem leavin :-( how yall expect to leave us here? college goin b so dry now *sniff* i aint goin lie ill miss u guys

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  14. who da hell gonna miss upper sixers?? stewpss

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  15. anon above me.....same thing i been sayin

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  16. yea man u go miss sum ah them.if u notice wheter or not there here lower 6 run thingz u don knw

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  17. We run tingz but u car deny dem mek d place hot at times

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  18. Ooppss..Anons above plzzz...Yall ain runnin nun..well except for de ppl dem alyo have like fool..or the other way around ratherr!!
    Blooop!!!*Getch yahh ownn tricckks*

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  19. Ndd yeaaa Big up to the miss historical event whore whu came out the winner!!

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  20. oh the gurl Ashh...es..lol
    yall ppl brutal in dis place hah baii!!

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  21. who the fuck alyo callin whore, nah because she could get ur man if she want meanshe a ho so stfu
    Ashee large up yoself man

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  22. Yall startin this again? ALYO NA FUKIN SURE!
    L6 run tingz yes, watch how we hav alyo
    L6 to d world

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  23. so wey dat mean!!
    not whore shee whoree!!
    yall dortish or wah?

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  24. Upperr 6 to de world bitches
    yall goin to be bored with out us jeds!!

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  25. Ashes 2 Ashes,,Must 2 Must..why u all hatin on the SUPERSTAR so?????? LMAO
    Entertainment for the weary....
    This is TBS funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. lol...Superstarr?!!?
    lol..funny..all STARS fall from the sky u know!!
    and this SUPERstar goin fall HARD!!!!
    REAL HARD!!

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  27. Most of yall jus jealouss
    mek alyo car leave the gurl alone jeds!!
    geeshh!!Yall need to get a life.
    Just not hers....mind yo business!!

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  28. aey aey this agen....
    allyo ride off of ashee case jedz!!
    cape and cambridge just now!!

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  29. ah wait ya like sum ppl jealous d man who dem ah hunt down for almost dem entire life mussy war she n she now come pon d scene eh eh poor tings eh..let me tell yall sumtin buy a new face n MAYBE one day ull get to her postition so u can stop hating..."las rameras mudas e inmaduras van y los "

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  30. Stewpss...this is getting really old!!
    Yall need to grow up!!

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  31. Watch me. Alyo study alyo book & stop study people. This will get you nowhere in life.. it only givin u the title of 'hater', seen?

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  32. look eh dis again yow.jus ride off she darm bones eh.1 thing i wud do is stand up 4 a frend so jus chill

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  33. yow alyo leave ma drinkin buddy alone eh bfore me haffi shoot sum1 ok.sum ah alyo jus jealous dat alyo cant get nor b like her.but d thing is she nah ah nun ah alyo fee study so yea jus go sumwhere and frickin stuff alyo face in ah hole

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  34. tru...alyo need 2 get a lyfe...hatinz hard work ya kno...is wuk alyo luv so nah....stop study ppl....books mo essential...wa u say/do jus ain goin chage a ting...yowvuz

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  35. Yall Just Vex My Face On The Banner :)!!

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  36. Nice 1 drinkin partner.true.dats all them college ppl could do shit man.anywho ashee carnival launching ok.

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  37. lol ovas ashee...big up yoself, dor diss ma girl so jeds...she deserved to win....yeah jeds my face is on that banner too bitches!!!...Oh and if y'all notice, there are three U6 and three L6...signifying equality..learn to read between the lines...idiots

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  38. lol hehehe i love it love u ashee :D lol

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  39. ummm wtf!?!dem ppl real L-A-M-E ana!!shit man!!i mean she & i dnt really talk dah much buh i tink she kool..shine meh gyal let dem keep hatin....buh umm yea i dnt really knw which bloody banner alyo talkin bout..any1 care 2 share?? i'm a lil lost...(x_x) l0lz

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  40. lol the banner at the top of the page lol alf n dem lol na duh

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  41. shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! daz real messed up LOL

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  42. lol.dats sum retarded shit yow.lol.

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  43. i here they is some new college girl porno pictures....send them my wayyyyy!

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  44. OMG u all R soooooo..*scoff* no words to describe...Shame on u allll

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