Guess who's back

"Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me" - Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Well, good night everybody...guess who back...back again...Mac is back....tell a friend.Come here lil kiddies and sit on my lap, guess who back with a brand new rap and I don't mean rap as administration or even police accusations. Yeah I'm back with a sac of brand new toys, what else could i do to make noise, cause I've done touched on everything but lil boys *wink*. I get a bit harsh sometimes, and i get a lil bit out of hand with my lines. Anyways get ready cuz this thing is about to get heavy...i just settle all my feuds and lawsuits so I'll buck you steady.

Yeah well, I'm back ppl, well at least for just tonight, yeah so you hater could start gearing up now. Anyways MAC keep hearing something about a certain girl who does come school in a big jeep with "shiny" rims.Now i don't know the girl eh but I can't leave her out all the same cause everybody deserves a little attention, after all, the place feels so empty without me. Now its is ALLEGED that lil miss college girl has a craving for some thug love. Well MAC always says "tek it way yo get it" so I guess nothing's wrong with the girl finding love in the slums. It is also ALLEGED that one day the girl decide to go down in the slums to the "thug" house to play chess with him..or let him play with her chess...i dunno. The signal get mix up there eh cause sometimes CNN (Comess Nigerian Network) does get interference. Yeah, MAC hear they bin playing it on the bed, i guess the mattress makes it easier for the pawns to jump each other or checkMATEs are sweeter on the bed. Or maybe his bible was by his bed and he had to buss a missionary kinda thing and spread the gospel to her.

Anyways they were playing for a good while and they were probably getting loud (we all know how chess does be exciting) cause it is ALLEGED that the "thug"'s mistress buss in the room. Yeah and the girl was probably all on top of the dude in the chess game thus making him the underdog so the mistress did not like this. The mistress then decided to turn the room into a ring and give an early edition of Smack Down lol. The mistress go after the girl like a starving fat kid after a fresh batch of KFC....according to the CNN report, is real blows and licks ana (before and after the mistress buss in lol). Poor girl, the situation reminded me of when Rasputia going after poor Norbit or maybe a tiger fighting with a house cat. Some of you may be wondering what happened to the dude during all of this, right? Well MAC is left to assume that, like a lot of other males would do, he went to get some popcorn so he could properly enjoy this hot new edition of Smack Down live from his room. I guess that makes the mistress a "bedroom bully' lol.

There are some lessons to be learnt from all of this, I'm sure there are or at least there have to be some. I'm kinda retarded eh but i think i could point out a few;
1. Doors have locks for a reason
2. Thug love hurts lol
3. Playing chess is for responsible, smart and mature people
4. Make sure your Chess partner doesn't have other opponents or isn't a sore loser
5. If your a college girl and you get your (another word for donkey) kicked, ppl will hear about it so avoid that.

Yeah my fingers are tired (guess that's what the mistress said when she was done)....or maybe it was the "thug' that said that lol...anyways, later