First Timers Suck...seriously

Well well well...Mac is appalled, astonished, aggravated, abashed and a whole set of other "A" words by the things that I am hearing these days.I heard things like "Oh Mac gone dead now", "Mac, is the past and now we got Ears Wide Shut" and "Mac you suck"..well guess wat, MAC IS MAD!!!!!!

I find that y'all getting well fresh and outta place..i have a good mind to start pulling out a Yellow Book and start slapping the idiocy out of you. First of all, that stupid web page look like Barney was skipping around on the internet,looking for a place to wipe his rear and he squatted by that web page and just spread the love. Jeds,as if reading my posts weren't bad enough, this shows how college people real easy to captivate. The blog look like something straight out the depths of a latrine hole, I could just shine a light on the wall and tell that caveman of a blogger that its a fairy and watch him/her bash their head. Come on people.... I've seen better things in the school's bathroom toilets,that blog is like alcohol..kills brain cells.I suggest that the ummmm...don't wanna say writers, cuz that would imply that he/she writing something. Anyways i suggest that you stop "trying ah thing" and leave it to me. Stewps cant believe y'all think this nonsense could replace me....comparing that crap to Mac is like comparing the Sistine Chapel ceiling to a kindergarten finger painting. In the beginning, I didn't have anything against you, in fact, Mac was trying to encourage you but then ppl began with their verbal diarrhea so now Mac have to teach y'all a lesson but y'all cant learn class. Oh and stop advertise yo thing pon my web page!!! Every time you write a half dead post, some sort of advertisement have to reach on my page.

Now onward to the next victims....I swear, giving CERTAIN people a vehicle is like giving a baby the remote control for a bomb..its just bound not to end well. Now they have a certain lower six girl who recently got her license, gosh man, I bet my granny could drive better and walker faster than how that girl is driving. I know that when you just start that you ain't gonna be the best in the world. However this doesn't mean that you have to strangle the poor steering wheel to death and that you have to be all stiff when you turning those corners...funny thing is that, after all the stiffness and slowness, she still manage to scratch somebody vehicle,poor thing. Sweet heart, best you get a refund on that license you bought cuz you ain't fooling anyone.

At least she better than this fool i going start talking bout... a real short, wild and fronted boy. The boy have a real big mouth ana...the most bragging u ever hear but yet he turning corners on straight road. The worst thing is when yo suck and you feel yo hot. It is alleged this boy car even park properly.....the first day he drive to come to school, he hit a curb in the parking lot. Now Mac just dismiss that cuz it was his first time but later down in the week..my boy like he bin playing monster trucks or mistake the accelerator pedal for the brakes pedal ..well gone and slam into ppl jeep. I hear he leave a dent that bigger than some ah dem pot holes in the road plus the door on the side that he hit can't open and what did he do?...he run like a wounded dog and broke Usian record...Bingo! he ran like a "another word for female dog" and went home to mommy and daddy and hoped everything would disappear.He could keep clicking those red heels and rubbing his eyes and hope everything goes back the way it was but that's highly unlikely. All the mouth he have and he cant even face up to the consequences of his actions like a real man sigh. That's the problem with men these days their big mouths are not in proportion with their other features. Well, like most men who have too much mouth, he's gonna have to his money where his mouth is...after all vehicles don't fix themselves.

Anyways I done talk, who vex could go jump off a cliff, or better yet, go to the Counselor, cuz like they paying she for nothing. Mac nah fraid ah ppl!!!!Who war vex could come, bring y'all beef cuz I'm the *word for emphasis* pressure cooker