Parents day a.k.a "oh s**t we're screwed"

eh-heh-pam-pam-lootey, teacher ha plenty 2 tell mommy 2morrow....ah boi....welli cud only speak from experience eh so i dor kno bout the rest of yall...buh parents day has never been good news for MAC....luckily my mother outa the country for the next 4 months and Bobby dor know enough about me to prove that he's actually my father....that and the fact that he's banned from school's. see what had happened was....Bobby has this fatal mental illness called stupidity and he suffers from a condition that is known as ignorance(the Jamaican kind...the one that is associated with anger n such)....not only that buh certain words sends the man into an instant fit....words lke donate, fee, volunteer, pay, purchase etc.......there was this incident with him throwing a chair at my math teacher wen i was in grade 4 becasue he said supm about buying a ruler...again in form 2 he lunged at the vice principal and almost choked the man to death for suggesting that some parents might b cheap.....

so yea...MAC dor hadda worry bout 2morrow....so even tho i got a letter from almost every techer in the school(even from the caretaker n the female rent-a-cop) the matter is outa my hands.....HOWEVER....for some of us 2morrow is nothing but bad news...mommy n daddy goin find out who ha boyfriend(s)/man(men)....who is most gangsta....who dor even go enough class to know their teacher name....who rude, he lazy..etc etc....now dor go thinkin that they dos actually discuss things which are "in your best interest"...nope...its a big conspiracy i tell you....i heard once that there's even this ritual that they go through...black curtains, candles , pentragrams even....soe scary stuff does go on in dere ana..y u think they does come home so angy at us.....i've been tryin to get a spy in there for the longest while....unfortunately Polly is still in recovery...sigh

i wish i knew wat 2 tell yall readers....i'm hoping that none of you got a "letter"....i opened one of them and it was BLANK....i give it to Bobby....n he was like..."wa d hell i tell u bout dem parents meeting crap"....i coulda swear the thing bin blank wen i check ana...so i dor kno wa he read....this ain no joke ana...you ppl shud b very scared....plenty does change after these so called "parents day meetings" u might c some ppl actually start goin to class (God forbid), they might cut down the Mango Tree....shut down Honeybun, turn off the Wi-fi....get rid of every van except for Joey, Top sider, Curtis and Krips..dis ain no joke ana....these things cud get messy...you can't b too calm and lax about this....as soon as u done read this i suggest you do ur homework, clean the house....supm...do supm to save ur own skin.....

And for the GAZA "gentlemen" *cough* carefull...MAC understnd that the whole Gaza buisness is just a formalized study group for ambitious young men *cough*.....but dor b surprised if it comes off as..i dunno...sum sorta thug-ish anti-institution type thing...for the ladies....we all know that the prestegious list located on a certain wall in a certain Community College in St.Vincent is all about giving props to the recognized and rightfully acknowledged young ladies who have shown exceptional social "skills"....but like i said...don't b surprised if they interpret it as a list of females whp are nutorious for their..umm..."social skills" around the opposite sex...jus sayin...

Anywho..not sayin u shud do like me ana buh i goin mek Bobby some dinner n empty a bottle of Ambien in his tea....you kno..to make sure he gets a good months sleep...good luck everybody...hope none of my MACsters ain get no "letter" ana

"Please explain urself MAC"

Alright....seeing that we've already established tha i'm back (BIG MAC) i guess i hav some explaining to do rite?...ok fine...so a few ppl wanted an explanatoin as to y all the old posts were removed...and some people want(ed) proof to show that i'm the real old MAC...and not just new MAC saying that they're me....i can give you both...read the folowing carefully: *MAC taps into the force* ...

"YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD POSTS!!!"....."YOU DO NOT NEED PROOF THAT I'M THE NEW MAC, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BEAT UP OR CURSE ANYBODY (especially 'The Controversial'), YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS BLOG....YOU WANT TO READ MAC AND LEAVE GOOD COMMENTS"and...if a certain lower sixer...."YOU WANT TO STOP WEARING PANTS AND WEAR A SKIRT".

ok..but on a serious note the slurppy thing daz the kinda post ya'll does enjoy...buh come on..u kno we used to have fun on MAC back in the day widout really gettin on so wen we commenting....i mean the post wid the slap....and the one with the prez...them bin juicy posts and yea things went a lil overboard...buh on this post....it went straight to hell.....500+ comments...none were very positive or informative i would think....so even the ppl that just read MAC for commess all they got was the wutless kind...the kinda market place squabble....MAC dor forward da.....i ain goin talk as if i dor enjoy a juicy piece ah commess ana....buh seriously....nobody think that "WE" all overdid it just a bit?

anyway....kill da talk dey....i reach bak so stop mek noise....i ain soak in yet so i dor ha nuttin 2 make allyo laugh at yet...dor even kno if i still have my touch buh time will tell i guess....MAC heard this big uproar the other day...tink bin d day after the lower 6 parents meeting...well i bin expectin it cuz u kno i bin dey....anyway....newsflash...we're busted...straight up flat out busted....THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!.......they know our van catching habits...they know your bra size, your blood type, what subjects you do, where you eat, who you're with, where u live, your cxc grades....wait no.....iz not the not the admin i thinkin bout dey.....buh yea they on to us fro real tho...parents too....

apparently "college trips" are no more (all this is old news tho)....the pressing matter is the grades that some of they lower six student got bak on their reports.....i mean..i heard the talk n ting wid ppl sayin that they didn't even kno that college does do this report thing....i remember my grades real good ana...u lets just say i can recall them whenever i think of 007...but i was not alone this time....i heard that some people got back some nasty, wutless, stinkin disgusting grades....u does see some student under the mango tree all after 4.....dor b surprsed if they homeless eh...thing ain bin 2 nice at all 4 lower 6 boi....ouch...

b4 i go i jus wanna say supm else tho....remember MAC is all about the colege students ana...i biased when it come 2 allyo eh....i go try support ya'll in whatever way i can....so don't listen to teachers with University degrees(Bosley) who know what they're talkin about...don't listen to your parents or the voice that tells you to do the right thing...*sarcastically* listen to the jamaican artists that and do what they say...(fight over man, b a gangsta 4 life, dor answer calls fomr an unknown number..etc) if you're gonna be an asshole.....be the best asshole u can be....if you're gonna be delinquent.....do it with a passion...if you're gonna be a slut....then down with all morals integrity is babylon ting yo check......

if you're gonna be a SVGCC student.....then be as ignorant as u can possibly be.... don't give people anything good to say about us....and hope that a blog doesn't come around trying to change that and turn as into a loving family that gets along....everybody knows that only losers want to make somethingof themselves or get an education.....who wants to go to skool to learn when we can talk commess all night and completely disregard peoples feelings....we do apparently lol....I admit i was wrong and I apologize on belalf of myself and new MAC...now lets put this mess behind us and and prove to everyone that we're more than meets the untraind eye...if not for me or urself....do it for Obama or Michelle (wid her sexy self)

L8r kiddies

Shortest retirement known to MAC-kind

STEWPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……I does vex ana…like really really really vex…..I bin enjoyin my retirement good good n all of a sudden guess who show up at my door…Bobby….know how long I ain see his ugly face?….mister man come beating down on my door telling me I hav a phone call….sigh….apparently Polly in d hospital….I dor even wanna talk about it….buh apparently Polly got her ass kicked real good..so new MAC taking care of her…as for me...I hadda come outa retirement n take over MAC….AGEN……kinda ignorance is da really…..supposed I had faked my death or supm…my plans all jacked up cuz i bin planin 2 breed down the place(last years hottest trend) n get married to a stranger in Vegas….sigh…anywho.....its official BIG MAC is back…

But umm apparently my apprentices reception wasn’t well taken…well umm…that’s just unfortunate….what’s even more unfortunate is that bcuz of that.…ya’ll hadda deal wid me agen....dor know if that’s a good thing or a bad one but allyo know how we used to fight n punch it out bak in the day…get ur gloves back on…cuz its gonna get MAD up in this bitch agen…..remember ana....if u dor like MAC….do us a favor and jump pff a cliff please….please..i'm beggin you....do us a favor and put urself out of your own misery....nobody go vex wid u if u decide to cease exisitng ana...buh then agen..what is life widout opposition...on that note i just feel like pissin ppl off (for making me come out retirement) so what ima do is bring back an old post…n dor tell me no crap bout how it long eh…allyo get rather chatty n fresh on new MAC…

:::The three letter word that no longer means happy:::

I WAS RAPED…..AGAIN…..I dor understand how this country does operate ana…buh MAC was watchin anger management the other day and the song that Jack Nicholson sang….”I feel pretty”..so yea..I dey sayin da the song gangsta n thing…play brite n gone put it up on Facebook…who tell me do da…I guess I bin kinduh wrong ana cuz for my status I put up…I’m pretty and gay”….under the impression that everybody still on the same page as me….great idea that was…see MAC get this personal message inviting me to GAP party…so I’m like yea….GAP is a hard bran n ting….msg say I could take as much as I want…(shoulda suspect supm cuz in bracket it sed “you can also give as much as u like”)…

Stupes…this ain no joke thing eh…not a laughin matter at all..I ain even tryin to be remotely funny rite about now….is serious thing I talkin eh…..the gay community made up of some serious ppl jeds….I sure I see Mavado dere all ting…crap….no name calling….umm anyway..I saw some Serena Williams looking females all up in that joint…long story short….I’m sore…my perception of TOYS…ruined….my innocence…gone (again)…stupes…I try everything…prayin, fighting, throwing my bible, I even almost call bobby buh the chances of him being there were higher than him comin to my rescue ….what makes me really mad is that pastors were there, musicians, politicians, doctors, lawyers, priests, policemen/women, cartoon characters (BARNEY!!!!!), and yes…college students….apparently it’s quickly being accepted as"okay" to be GAP= Gay and proud…nt with me though...

MAC is neither gay or proud…but since I have experience with spontaneous combustion…ain dey on the “bun out a batty man” thing….u tink fire easy hot? And I’ve learnt from life that humans stop being human when they don’t understand something/someone…..we discard the very things that make us human n replace them with everything that God is against…n if its fitting..we justify it with just that…homosexuality is no joke….I’m disgusted by it to be honest…(in light of my first hand experience) but there’s always 2 side to every coin….but…God will deal with that in his own time…in the mean time im investing in a chastity belt…in my eyes there is no gay or straight….we’re humans and we STRAY…yes some ppl stray into the wrong hole but…omg…'but'….*runs away crying*