Casual Friday....Yay

Goodnight Macsters. This is Polly. MAC has some personal issues to work out by her self, so tonight post will be a bit different from all other post. Yeah, her dog, Mr Snuggles, kicked the bucket so she sent me to write a post for y'all while she's crying at the grave site. With that let’s get into tonight post.

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar

Hail! I am sure by now every one is hearing talk about the up coming fun day aka club day this Friday. Well this venture is in effort to raise fun for Rodney King also so mac could see the girls in their bikinis and the sexy guys in some speedos...yay, now that would be heaven except when i see the itchy foot girl dem. Oh and some ah dem got some stretch marks or skid marks as I like to call them cuz those girls burn too much rubbers in my opinion. Well unfortunately, they want everybody to be fully clothed with long jean pants and a solid colour shirt stewps *no sexy guys in speedos* .....however some delinquent person(s) always break(s) the rules of pay and wear...if only CRF was around for this one. For all of you who reading please set an example, since this pay and wear could change the way people view this fund raising idea and thus remove the ban placed on it. Anyways let me do what I really came here to do. My job tonight is to motivate you all to take part in the events on this Friday.


MAC is the best person for this but the damn girl just flooding down the place with tears.We will be having a Barbeque, Mini Salon, Small goal competition, Karaoke, hmmm that’s a maybe, because Polly knows most people will not be brave enough to try and sing, but it would be fun. Hmm there are other activities that would be going on which would make it really fun and thus worth all your time. I almost forgot, while flying over head I saw certain students calling certain stations to come and cover the event and maybe interview some of the students and lecturers. YEY!!! We are going be on TV, lmao. FINALLY, college students are going to by on tv for something mmmmm....what are the words i'm looking for.....honourable and respectable lol. Please keep the stupid behaviour to a minimum and if you know your ugly, keep that thing you call a face away from the camera...children does watch tv plus that footage might reach a foreign country and then that go be bad for tourism.

If this post still has yet to motivate and get you all pumped up to come on Friday, I would like you take a trip down memory lane. Back to when Modern Language club was launching. That Friday was the shit. For those of you who missed it, you really missed out. This Friday has high hopes to be even better than that Friday. I Polly can swear to that. Plus it’s a half day which means fun.

Oh I would like all of you to keep Rodney is your prayers and if you dont believe in that stuff then do what you can to help. We need all the help we can get, this is no joke jeds.

*snore* College Life *snore*

Well macsters, i thought that things around this place would have gotten some life but apparently its the same old boring stuff. I mean, this week of college seems very lame. In fact, college was so lame that students drop the school almost entirely and reverted back to their former schools.

Two popular schools had their annual sports meet this week and student of the community college(who were probably former students of these other schools) could be seen wearing articles of these schools' uniform. Also people were breaking school regulations (not that mac really cared) by wearing prohibited articles of clothing which bore the colours of their former house. Some people even went as far as wearing the their formers school's entire uniform all thing but they still wore their "college underwear" *mac has hawk eyes* , guess the ole fish nets and bingo bags were disposed of a long time ago. I heard bout whole classrooms of students skipping classes to go these sports meets and the lecturers just had to humble themselves. I was like wow,allyo not easy!!!!.....where the college spirit people? Just because college is half dead doesn't mean you could treat it so ana, after all, this is the current institution that you attend. I'm sure that half of those people who were skipping class wont even show up at college's annual sports thingy, probably going stay home and do the usual "extra curricular" activites....or something

On the bright side, at least college people showed unity for once....whole classrooms practically forced their lecturers to give them the time off. This was very good,college people realised that there is power in large numbers, however, they're so simple minded that they probably would never apply this knowledge to stuff that actually matters. How about getting together to study to make life easier for everyone? How about unifying to keep our surroundings clean since we use them everyday? How about confronting the staff and administration on important issues instead of sitting among ourselves and mumbling about it? How about contributing to making college less "half dead" instead of complaining about it?

Or maybe I just love talk too much, we should all neglect our current institution for our former ones.....yeah cuz they are sooooooo much more important. There is a lesson to be learnt here...somewhere. Later macsters, have a good night.

Oh, and don't get mac wrong eh...I'm not saying that's wrong to go and big up your old school or house, all of that is school loyalty too.

Operation: Save Rodney

Most of you may have already heard, and for those of you who haven’t, there’s a young man attending our Community College by the name of Rodney King who is an ailing kidney patient and desperately needs financial help in order to seek further medical attention (Milton Cato Memorial Hospital LACKING!). I would like to congradulate the modern langauge club, the speech and debating club, Performing Arts Society and any other clubs which have made an effort in trying to raise fund so that our fellow schoolmate could get the medical attention that he needs.

Now Bobbie aint gimme no money this morning coz he spend all in rum last nite, so I had to beg little ohh soo generous Tarpie fuh 10 cents fuh bid pon ah smallie. Then i reach down in the people auction and found myself pelting my hard earned 10 cent at some pretty girl....see what happens when u follow bad company * almost everybody was doing it*. I could ah get me a boy with that ana...sigh..gone chop some girl with my money. I could’ve seen was a lower 6 homegirl getting a lil disco action from three exotic..amm i mean...lower 6 homeboys....Now mac thought this thing was suppose to be an auction...little did MAC know that it turn into a runway model/strip club thingy, I was real shocked ana but this was extremely funny so i couldn't help but to laugh. Dem boys must have bin really good at what they bin doing cause that girl pay some good money to get them.

Oh yeah, how could i forget Miss $140...MURDA!!!!!!!!! Mac wish she could be that hot, boy....mac hot eh but that girl got something real special going on, i mean, Mac kinda special thing could make two guys fight but her special thing is a pocket denting kinda thing eh. Oh yeah, this auction prove how college girls get when they trying to get something or someone they want eh.... i see some girls' instincts take over their mind and they tugged at some boy like a rag doll.....the poor boy was like a chicken in the middle of a pit bull fight. And ,if y’all think that's funny, a group of girls even whipped out their bank card because she ran out of money to bid on a boy!!!! If only some of y’all had parents like Bobbie eh.... Lol, those were some good times man...behave yourselves ana, remember that mac is watching. Don't forget the reason behind all of this, we have to help Rodney in any way we can. Anyways see y'all later, Mac has to study...exams coming up

Love is in the air (shoot it quick!!!!)

(THIS IS NOT AN OFFICAL POST)


Stupes...MACsters, i always get sick around this time of year ana this valentine ting does jus get to me...seriously...it does get all up in my grill n start pointin fingers n blowing rasberries n shit...stupes...everything about this time of month just gets to me...especially now that i hav a new found resentment for the colors red and white >=o(....as usual allyo kno how MAC stop already i practice telling the truth wen i don't need to lie so take it from me...this valentines day thing is a big joke ana....see tha dude they call cupid...stupes...allyo dor even kno how it go in real life....cupid was a serial killer ana....the ancient Egyptians used to b scared shitless of this cupid character....becaue of his child like disposition they thought candy woulda calm him n down n ting rite....thaz how this all started ana....

As usual some 'fallow fashan' idiot (most likely American) c d ppl dem thing n BAM...now we're stuck with this V.day...i ain go even bother go into the facts of this conspiracy...i woulda say Google it urself..but after Dan Brown wrote the De Vinci Code....i jus don't trust anyhting i hear/read anymore...(that book is fictional tho....JESUS ROCKS!!!!!!!). Anywhichway u look at it its a wase of time...ladies its NOT a reason to to let ur 'man' de-flower ur...ummm...flower parts...gentlemen...its not a reason to "spread your love"....9 months later u can't be found...Valentines day is all about gettin cavities n piggin out on candy like there's no 2morrow.....remember MAC sed she dor ha luk wid love....*sniff* nevermind....

On a lighter note i heard that some club or the other is gonna b havin som sorta human trade thingy goin on...auction or supm....thaz gonna b 3 different kinds of interesting eh....i will be there with my video camera (my neighbours actually) to document this grand event.....2 things.....MAC is gonna b up for auction.....break ur frickin piggy banks eh....i serious ana....bidding starts at US$400,000,000......(*sigh*hope THE econ teacher poket heavy)....everybody else i don't care much for....ppl goin prolly b sold for like the price of a lunch by Bow+ a drink...lol..kiddin...college ppl worth millions..errybody kno da....kno all d fellas goin hav their eyes on Beyonce 4 sure....oh n Mr.Sweetness...wonder if ur boss will let u go 4 the day???.....

Who knows....2morrow goin b a big deal....Love Bug Saturday n the thingy 4 Rodney King at skool...know everybody goin b there cuz if any one of u was in need of finances or anything MAC would giv her support....so yea..keep the lovey dovey bird shit vibes on the DL plz....not all of us r "physically appealing to any sex/gender known to man" (*sniff....thaz wa he told me*)..so couples...do me n my stomache a favor n jump of a cliff or supm....jus 4 2morow...

Time to find a new land of opportunity....

G'nite MACsters, hope ya'll had a good weekend and what not cuz its time for yet another MAD ABOUT COLLEGE post...before i begin lemme say thank you to "The Controversial" and all the others for being so understanding the other day....MAC appreciates ur cooperation very muchly =o). however i must ask u all to bare with me a little more cuz 2nite ima attempt something new/different.....this post is not gonna b "funny" or anything like that....this is something that I'm personally concerned with....it has nothing to do with college ppl really...but maybe as a human being u MIGHT c where i'm coming from....so if ur a reader cuz u want a laugh or a lil gossip or supm...this one is prolly not for u....but if ur an ole school MACster then u prolly might have an opinion about this one....here i go...

First of all if u don't know who Michael Moore is then u might wanna google him...u remember the Columbine High School Massacre?well..he did a documentary on it....anywho...he deals with controversial stuff like that for a living....I'm not sure if its his second film but i watched something done by his last nite named "Sicko"....i hope this isn't old news for too many of you cuz it'll defeat the whole purpose :S anyway....to the point...this film was all about American health care insurance..basically it was centered around normal people that had stories to tell....the first guy had accidentally lost two of his fingers while doing some work with a power saw at home...he didn't have health care insurance...he went to the hospital nevertheless..because he didn't have H.C.I as previously mentioned he was given one of 2 options....hav the tip of his middle finger put back on for $60,0000 or his ring finger for $12,0000.

Did u know that ambulances now literally throw people out n let them walk to a hospital if another emergency comes up?...there was this elderly lady that was "escorted" out of the hospital still in pain cuz she cudn't pay her bill n cuz she had no H.C.I....a mother lost her 18 month old baby becaue her insurance company told her to take her baby to a hospital that they had doctors employed at instead of the Martin Luther King hospital which was closer....the doctors at the MLK hospital refused to see to her because of her insurance company.....stupes....u really need to watch this for yourself ana cuz i cud go on and on...

This one couple...went over to Canada and gave false information because health care in Canada is free...what she did was illegal but nevertheless....there were these 2 elderly folks that were going to the US for a day....they bought insurance the day b4 cuz they said that they would never go into America without being covered.....did u kno that in Britain....not only is health care free....but ur medicine....€6.65...yes...6 pounds 65 pence....period...if u need 60-120...still €6.65....if ur unemployed...its free....its the law. the only cashier in a hospital in Britain is there to GIVE u money for transportation etc....PEOPLE...THEY PAY NOTHING!!! Lord...dor talk bout France...over there its ridiculous....1...besides health care being free...you are paid for any sick leave u take from work....this one man took 3 months off work and was still paid...65% by the gov and 35% by his employers.....if you've just had a baby in France...the government sends a nanny to u 2 do ur laundry etc....they make emergency house calls...called S.O.S medical....any hour...no matter wat ur problem may be...even if u just cut ur finger.

Again..u need to watch 'Sicko'....the corruption n dishonesty that goes on in America is unbelievable....this all began in 1971 with President Nixon...he willingly approved all of this by passing some bill or the other knowing that the insurance companies will benefit more n the government would hav 2 pay less..period...they even bought off good ole Hilary Clinton who at one time was all for Universal Heath Care....now...she's literally payed handsomely to shut the hell up...Micheal took a couple Americans that couldn't receive the H.care they needed in America to Cuba....there is apparently a hospital, clinic and pharmacy on almost every block in Cuba....they went to the hospital....American citizens eh....went to the Havana hospital...all they asked them was for their name and birth date...nothing else...they were taken care of as if they were Cubans. a woman mentioned that medicine she pays $251 US for...costs 5 cents in Cuba.

Now forgive me eh MACsters...but as of last night i am Anti-American...i shared this with a friend online last nite and he agreed with me 100%...America as we see it is not the land of the free and the home of the brave...true Americans are left to rot and die....the poorest British citizen is said to live longer than the richest American....again..watch the film n c 4 urself what I'm talkin bout...i dor kno how i goin come skoolfrom after 2day ana cuz i don't wanna wear no white agen....then red glass in the tuck shop...hmph...i'll drink water from a pipe or supm....almsot everything America claims to stand for is a lie....if they treat their sick n poor like dirt for financial gain...then should we really idolize them so much? Should we as Vincentians look up to America n want to be their mirror image....on a scale of 1-10....how Vincentian are you.....do u even know what makes u Vincentinan...besides skin color and dialect....whats the difference?

I'm not saying that all Americans are bad...God knows that there are many good ones still out there....what I'm sayin is that we shudn't b so quick to swallow everything that we see on our TV...the rich and powerful r the one that run that country....if ur neither....ur screwed....still wanna go 2 America 2 live after u finish College? Don't u think maybe ur country needs u more? Anyway sorry for such a long post but all I'm tryna say is that we as Vincentians need to care for each other instead of holding on to this crab-in-the-barrel mentality that we hav goin on here....think about it for a sec...even i'm guilty of neglecting those who are genuinely in need....christian on not...if we deny n ignore the part of us that cares or tells us whats rite form wrong..what then separates us from animals..or worse....AMERICANS?

think about it....g'nite MACsters...

You have the right to remian silent...

Damn...u ppl are relentless...almost every time i read comments on MAC i get this sharp pain in my head that lasts a few seconds....I'm pretty sure its a tumor ana n poor me car even afford a doctor....ya'll is just hard to plz...plain n simple....it ain easy being MAC ana....wats easy is saying watever comes to mind...(i would know)....when i left my last post it was harmless n funny-ish...i come back tonight n i'm gettin verbaly choked cuz of it....poor me ain even kno bout this "pastor son" character....wat allyo harassing the ppl children 4 i don't know....kinda funny how all of a sudden everybody is saints wen somebody does supm....who ain interested in the opposite sex is prolly a rock....was it really necessary to mention or point out ppl in the comments? i figure most of ya'll just have stuff to say n MAC is the best place to say whatever the hell u want....but its not....

It's either one thing or the next....posts too long, posts too short....new MAC is an asshole, new MAC u suck, we want back old MAC....old MAC comes back n now u want bac new MAC...i do this 4 ya'll not for me....i honestly hav better things to do but i just don't se the harm in takin 2-3 minutes out of a LONG school day to read a post a enjoy a lil laugh or at least hav a smile...buh ya'll really hard to plz...what is it exactly that u ppl want from me?.....maybe i should just forget about what everyone thinks n just do whatever the heck i want....sigh...its not fair that i have to take responsibility for my comments AND yours...how i goin get time 2 sleep now?

All i ask of ya'll is to watch what u say when commenting...thaz all....thaz the only requirement i have....am i settin that bad of an example for college ppl??? i dunno anymore....maybe i shud just turn the post over to "The Controversial" who seems to know EVERYTHING, he/she sure as hell knows wayyyyy more than i do....i get that ur bored but ur like a giant in a land of smurfs....ur just too much sometimes....the drama never ends these days....i does b readin over thee posts over n over n over tryna figure out if i sed anything that might cause too much trouble....but honestly even i am fed up of MAC...

Speaking of other stuff to read tho...."PRODIGAL" has graced up with his (i would like to believe) presence...and apparently i'm the devil *lol*...cute...anywho....sure i cud make use of my literary skills n rebut but i've said before that i welcome opposition....n besides....ur writing isn't half bad to be honest.....(had me scratchin my head one or two times but....such is life rite). Not only that but i agree with some of what u said....we're all fools sometimes....i know i am...hell i'm prolly as stupid as they get....but i don't mind being stupid...n i don't mind foolish ppl sayin foolish things....what i mind is that so many ppl insist on being foolish when they know they aren't....or @ least they don't have to be... ; (

Try 2 understand where i'm comin from...lemme speak ur language...take STING for instance....Mavado was stung....HARD...so hard that he ran away....n what happened...."last man standing" is a huge hit.....i mean...these days i'm like "Mo who?"....unlike the barber boy i don't want to embarass my fans...so i'm not gonna run away....even if every MAC post sucks from now until the second coming....i won't quit...at the end of the day if nothing else can b said at least i'll know i tried to make a small difference....

....i know that there's at least 1 person left in this school that still likes MAC...(and if there are more then even better).....so I'll write as often as i can JUST FOR YOU =o)

new MAC begged me not to restrict comments eh...lemme c wat happens...and contro....plz...turn down the controversy a few notches nah...

NEW HOT SPOTS!!!!! (Hospital + Romping shop)

Well MACsters, this is MAC once again and hav some good news 4 ya’ll…Com Studies is no longer mandatory!!! …..I wish….the good news really is that Polly will be just fine….Dr PeenizHed (a Scottish Doctor) said that Polly is as good as new…but strongly advised against any future altercations with ninjas…n I told Polly that there should be no more funny business…..speaking of funny business and hospitals Polly tell me that when she was on her hospital bed, she saw one or two college girls going to take A.I.D.S test ….(and we all know what AIDS stands for….Acquired Insanity Due to Studies)…..AIDS is a funny thing tho....back in my day AIDS meant “American Invention To Discourage Sex” …but…pshk…these things keep changin rite?

Polly said that they were also consulting nurses about pregnancy and such now when MAC heard this, I say no biggy.…cuz obviously they just wanna know they passed n they probably just going to get some info for the pregnant relative or something….that’s totally normal…I do it for Bobby all the time….I applauded such people for being brave enough to do those things eh cause people does give yo some real scornful looks if they see u doing that….pshk…is not as if ur havin unprotected sex or supm ignorant like that rite….adults always makin noise for no reason….

Also, MAC noticed that the school made some shoeboxes that look like supm that an evil witch would put the “truly horrid children” into so that she can TORTURE them and make them suffer for all the trouble that their parents caused at parents meetings….sigh…..but they say its for the benefit of ur education rite….sure….I believe that is some secret attempt to suffocate people children ana…..one second it was supposed to be an office…..so umm….all of a sudden ya’ll puttin us first…people watch how ya’ll walkin b4 u “ACCIDENTALLY” step on a land mine and “ACCIDENTALLY” get blown up…..but y would that happen…not as if the skool overpopulated or supm….

The rooms are very small and there is very poor air circulation, not to mention that a distinct smell resides in these rooms which will make anyone sick to their stomach. Regardless of this, MAC is hearing reports that a certain couple uses one of these shoeboxes and their own personal office or “romping shop” as some like 2 call it. Now MAC is confused as hell cuz I dunno what on earth a “romping shop” is….the closest thing I could think of is “ramping”….n daz like rough fight between two or more boys rite….y would a girl wanna fight with a boy….is it like a mini fight club now or supm….somebody fill poor MAC in nah??