MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!

MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!
I'M MISS THE HELL OUT THIS PLACE N U PPL!!!
CAN'T BELIEVE ITS BEEN 2 YEARS!!!
MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!


How it is yall? Yep old MAC is back for the big finish baby!!! And boy did we finish big!! Two years have flown by so quickly that I wish I had kept a journal or something….I hardly remember wat my first day was like but its not time to reminisce just yet (2morow fo da). Rite now this day is all abut how AWESOME 2day was. Even if you’ve been living under a rock for the past 2 years you must know that 2day was upper sixes official last day….and you know we had to do it big!!!!…. The day started out preddi normal until around 1 o’clock mins to 2 when water balloons and water guns began started surfacing…a couple lower sixers got their hands on the water works and ppl became targets in no time….but that was nothing….just a few ppl got sprinkled though….lol there was this one guy (grown man..think he was tryna sell supm…I dunno) who kept getting wet wif balloons n stuff cuz the target was slick and kept dodging them water bullets…the guy had to jump in his car n leave lol

A lil while after that it was off to church…yea the one that you pass everyday….yet somehow ppl were still asking for directions and drawing up maps….for some it was the longest walk of their lives…I heard this one girl say that she saw he life flash b4 her eyes on the way there….for MAC it was no big deal of course….my years of faithful devotion to the almighty got me a ride in a flaming chariot all the way to the door. I noticed something strange tho….the building wasn’t too congested or anything…yet somehow ppl were seen sweating like pigs n twitching and stuff…as if something on the inside was tryna force its way out…..ppl rose to the occasion n left their sins n demons outside and went inside to sing for the Big Guy upstairs.
Not that I’m trying to blow my own horn or anything but MAC was the center of attention this afternoon….I was the guest speaker….I prayed…I put the most money in the offering plate…and most of all…I didn’t fall asleep!!! PLUS!!!! I did a special…yup…MAC is a natural…the Barack Obama among singers…the T.D Jakes of…umm…supm…point is that I hav an awesome voice….I sang an original piece…a played my own music of course…Beethoven cud learn a few things from yours truly if I do say so myself…. =o)

There wasn’t a single dry eye in the congregation…..everyone was brought to tears…EVERYONE!!!!! Even the biggest, toughest, most serious of guys in the building bawled like little babies…t’was beautiful…the Ronster was unfortunate enuf to be the follow up….he tried his best but it was nothing near as good as my singing….After my heart warming sermon and Sister Vanloo’s announcements it was time to head back to school…so we picked back up our sins and demons n went back to school. In no more than 10 minutes or so all hull broke loose….well not hell…it was more like Niagara falls came to us…som ppl suited up others stripped down and then the fun started.

It was beautiful ppl….Neo (from Matrix) would’ve seemed like a rookie when compared to the level of dodging skill displayed by some ppl….others took direct hits like a man…twas every man for him/herself and believe me wet fete was a major success!!!!! For the 2-3 hours or so that we spent chasing, ambushing and attacking one another with or weapons of wet destruction (buckets, bowls, water balloons, water guns, bottles etc) were equal if not better than the much more expensive college trips….Krazy Turf(hope I spelt it rite) were the hosts I believe…just incase anyone wants to show some love J

No one was safe….dry, wet, boy girl…dog…tree…class room, vehicle…everything and everyone was a target and the entire compound was the battle field!!! MAC has never had so much fun…I swear…if u missed this consider it like missing the second coming of Christ….friends, girlfriends, brethren, bad boy, good boys, good girls, quiet girls…man all man jack go wet and wild…drunk wif fun and running up an down the place like there’s no tomorrow…..that water bill could prolly get America out the economic slum they’re in lol

Ppl were…ehem…*clears throat*…certain individuals were escorted outside of the classrooms they tried to hide inside and SOAKED…shoes n all….I’m not callin any names…I’m not gonna say that one such person is a lower sixer that recently entered a pageant of a historic nature and came out the winner…she took the attack like a champ tho….even Mr.Scott became a target…he quickly fled into his jeep but the guys didn’t stop there….his car got a bath…‘T’ made sure that the windows and wheels were cleaned and sprayed …roof to rims….lmao..the boy is crazy mayne lol….the lower sixers joined in the fun of course….whether they the hunters or the preys.

Hairstyles were destroyed…not ruined….destroyed…and for the first time everyone wearing green n white all had the same shade of dark green….if u missed it then its your fault….there was supm for everyone…MAC heard that some guys flew up t the library roof…not the rof itself but…never mind….everyone had fun mayne…even the dean gave us the ok and we practically had the entire campus to ourselves…..if you were there I know u had a blast…its impossible to hav been bored……if u left early….u missed out, if u left dry…your either way too lucky…or just a sore anti social stuck up loser….well no..I take it bk….how dare your friends try to wet u down in the name of good clean fun…everyone knows that water can kill you dead and fun is evil!!!!

Guys my feet hurt, I think I’m coming down wif a cold, I need to dry my hair, lie down and wash n get my clothes dry 4 2morrow…but MAN I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Laterz ppl…come bk 2morrow for the final post from yours truly….the original MAC (Y)

Guess who's back

"Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me" - Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Well, good night everybody...guess who back...back again...Mac is back....tell a friend.Come here lil kiddies and sit on my lap, guess who back with a brand new rap and I don't mean rap as administration or even police accusations. Yeah I'm back with a sac of brand new toys, what else could i do to make noise, cause I've done touched on everything but lil boys *wink*. I get a bit harsh sometimes, and i get a lil bit out of hand with my lines. Anyways get ready cuz this thing is about to get heavy...i just settle all my feuds and lawsuits so I'll buck you steady.

Yeah well, I'm back ppl, well at least for just tonight, yeah so you hater could start gearing up now. Anyways MAC keep hearing something about a certain girl who does come school in a big jeep with "shiny" rims.Now i don't know the girl eh but I can't leave her out all the same cause everybody deserves a little attention, after all, the place feels so empty without me. Now its is ALLEGED that lil miss college girl has a craving for some thug love. Well MAC always says "tek it way yo get it" so I guess nothing's wrong with the girl finding love in the slums. It is also ALLEGED that one day the girl decide to go down in the slums to the "thug" house to play chess with him..or let him play with her chess...i dunno. The signal get mix up there eh cause sometimes CNN (Comess Nigerian Network) does get interference. Yeah, MAC hear they bin playing it on the bed, i guess the mattress makes it easier for the pawns to jump each other or checkMATEs are sweeter on the bed. Or maybe his bible was by his bed and he had to buss a missionary kinda thing and spread the gospel to her.

Anyways they were playing for a good while and they were probably getting loud (we all know how chess does be exciting) cause it is ALLEGED that the "thug"'s mistress buss in the room. Yeah and the girl was probably all on top of the dude in the chess game thus making him the underdog so the mistress did not like this. The mistress then decided to turn the room into a ring and give an early edition of Smack Down lol. The mistress go after the girl like a starving fat kid after a fresh batch of KFC....according to the CNN report, is real blows and licks ana (before and after the mistress buss in lol). Poor girl, the situation reminded me of when Rasputia going after poor Norbit or maybe a tiger fighting with a house cat. Some of you may be wondering what happened to the dude during all of this, right? Well MAC is left to assume that, like a lot of other males would do, he went to get some popcorn so he could properly enjoy this hot new edition of Smack Down live from his room. I guess that makes the mistress a "bedroom bully' lol.

There are some lessons to be learnt from all of this, I'm sure there are or at least there have to be some. I'm kinda retarded eh but i think i could point out a few;
1. Doors have locks for a reason
2. Thug love hurts lol
3. Playing chess is for responsible, smart and mature people
4. Make sure your Chess partner doesn't have other opponents or isn't a sore loser
5. If your a college girl and you get your (another word for donkey) kicked, ppl will hear about it so avoid that.

Yeah my fingers are tired (guess that's what the mistress said when she was done)....or maybe it was the "thug' that said that lol...anyways, later

Miracles still happen

Long time no see MACsters, remember me? ...old MAC...yea well I’m not dead just yet, just retired...agen. By now everyone’s noticed how boring college life is and lately and even the blogs...including MAC are suffering because of it....but its understandable...nothing lasts forever i kno and its starting to seem like one of those “oh how the mighty have fallen” moments but all this is perfect for tonites post lol. If I’ve never witnessed a miracle before in my life that changed today....apparently our ‘hot vans’ were stolen by Grammar skool who decided to go on a trip to Georgetown today....so that meant that for better half of the day college folks had to make it to and from skool without krap, Busta or Toppa, even the spare vans were gone....Jay-Z and Krips apparently moved to the leeward end of the island...

Now there were only about 17 people in skool this morning so i’m led to believe that most people aren’t aware of this......Krome...yes...Krome was the only available van covering the college route...never in all my years did i think i would live to see college ppl rushing to get into Krome...MAC chose to walk of course but i sent Polly into the unknown realm that is Krome to see what it was like...according to Polly, and i quote “riding in coach isn’t half as bad as people make it sound”. Neither is walking folks...but unlike MAC lots of college folks were able to swallow their pride and chose school over their image....miracle number two : )

Miracle number three was that people wanted to get to skool so badly that MAC heard that there were three girls in the front seat...but i can’t blame them...i heard that the service was great....the conductor doubled as the van-hostess and passed out a complementary meal of shilling biscuits and lime juice to all their first time passengers...which was everyone in the van of course....

Maybe i’m the only one that finds this whole ordeal amusing but there’s a lesson to be learnt here...when I find it i’ll be sure to tell you....its unfortunate that the only funny thing worth mentioning about the same college that gave us Charlie’s angels, slap heard around the world, those gay posts and all the other controversial posts actually worth reading...can only offer MAC a two paragraph post about lame ass Krome....who obviously had the last laugh...ppl even posed for pictures in and infront of the van....i mean really lol...and how dare ALL the vans abandon us like that!!!! Happen my dollar ain gud enuf?

Anywho...yall b gud n study n wat not..if bordum does’t kill me i’ll c yall som other time...laterz

Commentary

I sure got some interesting comments on my last post , they've got me thinking that maybe i should have been number one on EWS so called "Public Enemy List". Well EWS should know that "Any publicity is good publicity" *wink* but that kinda info is usually passed via a publicist. EWS, in my book, you gotta work on your writing if you want to gimme competition or even take over but only if you insist. However, Mac just hopes you keep maturing and doing ya thing cause I'm not saying that more than one college blog cant exist. This whole blog thing ain't professional or even official so i wonder why people treat us like newspaper columnists. Anyways, I was the one who said "face the consequences of your actions" so y'all could try to come at me with hateful words, sharpened & blunt weapons or even your clenched fists. So, if anybody's vex then come on, you could be the Ali to my Foreman, the Kanye to my 50 cent, the Spartan to my Persian, the "Union" to my "Confederate", the "Little Boy" to my Hiroshima , the John Wilkes Booth to my Abraham Lincoln and if you still don't get the angle I'm getting at then go ahead google this. People are saying I am hating, scared, pathetic or even jealous, maybe I'm a necessary evil or maybe I'm just a nemesis. Then again, I'm beginning to think that maybe I'm just too opportunistic for a pessimist. I guess that i should change bacause y'all don't want the negative so I'll try to elevate your brains so they could borderline Pegasus. Ironically, sometimes I try to be serious and focus on a important issue and then some people cant handle the seriousness. They comment and say "Mac, this post was BORING", well then i guess ignorance is bliss. Well, I know I cant please everybody or even cure this vincentian mental illness that educated people call "ignorance" cause, after all, I'm not a herbalist or a pharmacist or even a biologist. Despite what any of you say or do, I'll keep writing my posts that are injected with/derived from knowledge like the words of a philosopher or a lyricist. It is for that reason that I wanna promote an uplift on the intellectual and a decrease in the hypocrisy and negativity and this blog will be the catalyst. Its funny how people can become addicted till they cant resist this blog craze so i guess its like Abor Mist. I may just be rambling about random thing or am i really displaying my opinion mixed with my analysis? Anyways people i have to go study for exams but at least this post had a little twist. If you cant see it then I recommend that you get some analytic skills or visit Cecil Cyrus and check out your iris.

P.S.A. I think that I will have to stop posting until exams are over..I'm am wasting valuable study time and y'all wasting urs reading the posts so see ya

First Timers Suck...seriously

Well well well...Mac is appalled, astonished, aggravated, abashed and a whole set of other "A" words by the things that I am hearing these days.I heard things like "Oh Mac gone dead now", "Mac, is the past and now we got Ears Wide Shut" and "Mac you suck"..well guess wat, MAC IS MAD!!!!!!

I find that y'all getting well fresh and outta place..i have a good mind to start pulling out a Yellow Book and start slapping the idiocy out of you. First of all, that stupid web page look like Barney was skipping around on the internet,looking for a place to wipe his rear and he squatted by that web page and just spread the love. Jeds,as if reading my posts weren't bad enough, this shows how college people real easy to captivate. The blog look like something straight out the depths of a latrine hole, I could just shine a light on the wall and tell that caveman of a blogger that its a fairy and watch him/her bash their head. Come on people.... I've seen better things in the school's bathroom toilets,that blog is like alcohol..kills brain cells.I suggest that the ummmm...don't wanna say writers, cuz that would imply that he/she writing something. Anyways i suggest that you stop "trying ah thing" and leave it to me. Stewps cant believe y'all think this nonsense could replace me....comparing that crap to Mac is like comparing the Sistine Chapel ceiling to a kindergarten finger painting. In the beginning, I didn't have anything against you, in fact, Mac was trying to encourage you but then ppl began with their verbal diarrhea so now Mac have to teach y'all a lesson but y'all cant learn class. Oh and stop advertise yo thing pon my web page!!! Every time you write a half dead post, some sort of advertisement have to reach on my page.

Now onward to the next victims....I swear, giving CERTAIN people a vehicle is like giving a baby the remote control for a bomb..its just bound not to end well. Now they have a certain lower six girl who recently got her license, gosh man, I bet my granny could drive better and walker faster than how that girl is driving. I know that when you just start that you ain't gonna be the best in the world. However this doesn't mean that you have to strangle the poor steering wheel to death and that you have to be all stiff when you turning those corners...funny thing is that, after all the stiffness and slowness, she still manage to scratch somebody vehicle,poor thing. Sweet heart, best you get a refund on that license you bought cuz you ain't fooling anyone.

At least she better than this fool i going start talking bout... a real short, wild and fronted boy. The boy have a real big mouth ana...the most bragging u ever hear but yet he turning corners on straight road. The worst thing is when yo suck and you feel yo hot. It is alleged this boy car even park properly.....the first day he drive to come to school, he hit a curb in the parking lot. Now Mac just dismiss that cuz it was his first time but later down in the week..my boy like he bin playing monster trucks or mistake the accelerator pedal for the brakes pedal ..well gone and slam into ppl jeep. I hear he leave a dent that bigger than some ah dem pot holes in the road plus the door on the side that he hit can't open and what did he do?...he run like a wounded dog and broke Usian record...Bingo! he ran like a "another word for female dog" and went home to mommy and daddy and hoped everything would disappear.He could keep clicking those red heels and rubbing his eyes and hope everything goes back the way it was but that's highly unlikely. All the mouth he have and he cant even face up to the consequences of his actions like a real man sigh. That's the problem with men these days their big mouths are not in proportion with their other features. Well, like most men who have too much mouth, he's gonna have to his money where his mouth is...after all vehicles don't fix themselves.

Anyways I done talk, who vex could go jump off a cliff, or better yet, go to the Counselor, cuz like they paying she for nothing. Mac nah fraid ah ppl!!!!Who war vex could come, bring y'all beef cuz I'm the *word for emphasis* pressure cooker

Casual...uugghhh....my head

Well well well, GOOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!! Mac is still a lil hung over from all the barbeque sauce she drink on friday eh so u have to excuse me for any errors in tha post. yeah boy, nuff things happen on friday. I notice plenty people made use of that half day thingy...some made more use than others.

First of all i have to big up the clubs for really coming together and hottin up the events... the mini salon thing was popping, didn't know my nails could have looked so hot ana. Oh yeah, i wanna big up performing arts or whichever did that barbeque...made it was finger licking good and its the best barbeque i have tasted in a good while.Boy, the barbeque sauce give all my taste buds a good massaging..it drunk em all thing. As for the football tournament, well, i think it sucked..was to drunk to care about that. Oh, *how could i forget* we got introduced to the contestants for the Miss Heritage Club Pageant....they real hotttt too so i expect y'all to fork up that $15 and buy a ticket...see posters for more details.

Yeah, I have to say something eh...seems like some people forgot the purpose of the whole activity thingy eh...if u see how some ah them were joint at the hips...murda, mac think that they bin trying to start a family or something(speaking of which, some girls done start..rumors eh).Yeah boy the ppl dem well bin bussing an Usher expect that the hall wasn't a club. I remember seeing a comment left on ma blogger sibling Ears Wide Shut..and it stated "Its not Casual Friday, its Casual Sex Day". Now mac decide to test that statement and you'll be surprised at the result i got, lets just say that maybe we need a condom vending machine out college or something but mac stop call name eh. I don't want those girls to send their men with their anacondas after me. Well people, that's all i have to say, oh and try not to diss the Miss Heritage contestants.

Casual Friday....Yay

Goodnight Macsters. This is Polly. MAC has some personal issues to work out by her self, so tonight post will be a bit different from all other post. Yeah, her dog, Mr Snuggles, kicked the bucket so she sent me to write a post for y'all while she's crying at the grave site. With that let’s get into tonight post.

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar

Hail! I am sure by now every one is hearing talk about the up coming fun day aka club day this Friday. Well this venture is in effort to raise fun for Rodney King also so mac could see the girls in their bikinis and the sexy guys in some speedos...yay, now that would be heaven except when i see the itchy foot girl dem. Oh and some ah dem got some stretch marks or skid marks as I like to call them cuz those girls burn too much rubbers in my opinion. Well unfortunately, they want everybody to be fully clothed with long jean pants and a solid colour shirt stewps *no sexy guys in speedos* .....however some delinquent person(s) always break(s) the rules of pay and wear...if only CRF was around for this one. For all of you who reading please set an example, since this pay and wear could change the way people view this fund raising idea and thus remove the ban placed on it. Anyways let me do what I really came here to do. My job tonight is to motivate you all to take part in the events on this Friday.


MAC is the best person for this but the damn girl just flooding down the place with tears.We will be having a Barbeque, Mini Salon, Small goal competition, Karaoke, hmmm that’s a maybe, because Polly knows most people will not be brave enough to try and sing, but it would be fun. Hmm there are other activities that would be going on which would make it really fun and thus worth all your time. I almost forgot, while flying over head I saw certain students calling certain stations to come and cover the event and maybe interview some of the students and lecturers. YEY!!! We are going be on TV, lmao. FINALLY, college students are going to by on tv for something mmmmm....what are the words i'm looking for.....honourable and respectable lol. Please keep the stupid behaviour to a minimum and if you know your ugly, keep that thing you call a face away from the camera...children does watch tv plus that footage might reach a foreign country and then that go be bad for tourism.

If this post still has yet to motivate and get you all pumped up to come on Friday, I would like you take a trip down memory lane. Back to when Modern Language club was launching. That Friday was the shit. For those of you who missed it, you really missed out. This Friday has high hopes to be even better than that Friday. I Polly can swear to that. Plus it’s a half day which means fun.

Oh I would like all of you to keep Rodney is your prayers and if you dont believe in that stuff then do what you can to help. We need all the help we can get, this is no joke jeds.